yanking the can

Beating your meat

Jimmy 1 I was yaking the can so hard last night

Shelly why are u tell me about u yanking the can beating ur meat{

by Goatboijay June 8, 2018

yanking taffy

Pulling and tugging on a flaccid penis in an attempt to get an erection.

Usually happens when you are just starting to masturbate.

It also happens when the person is unable to achieve erection, so they just keep tugging and yanking their penis hoping something happens.

Wife 1: I felt kinky the other day, so I went to my husband while he was asleep and pulled down his pants and starting jacking him off.... but...

Wife 2: But? What happened?

Wife 1: But nothing happened, it was like yanking taffy.

by Z_SD February 14, 2012

Dick Yanking

Lying to someone.

"Is Matt telling the truth or is he just dick yanking again?"

by dodo2night December 14, 2016

Yanking my chain

slang for 'stop peeing me off', or 'that really pisses me off'

Guy 1: Can you stop doing that?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Cause your really yanking my chain :@

by CrustySideboard May 11, 2010

Yanking the weasel

The act of ones pulling on his/her DICK! Also known as weasling yourself, stroking the weasel meat.

Wow, i walked in on my dad, and he was yanking the weasel!

by cghfghfghfghfgh January 17, 2009

just yanking your chain

Ryan K.

Ryan: Hello

and everyone else ignors....

just yanking your chain

by ughghhhrrrrrrrr April 18, 2011

yanking your chain

jerking someone off

Jeff: Kayla is yanking my chain
Kayla: I am yanking your chain, Jeff

by chainyanker April 16, 2022