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Yachtitis 

Word to describe lying to your boss, family or teacher for skipping a required meeting. Showing up to work, family event or to class. Just to go out on your boat
I blew off work today to go out on my boat. I just have a bad case of Yachtitis and the only cure it so spend the day out on my boat.
Yachtitis by Frostbiter July 13, 2012
Something that is very large in size and or quantity
Fez Bowie is the most yachted
yachted by Theyachthunter March 28, 2015

yachtist 

Some lone wanker on a yacht
He is a yachtist
yachtist by Sahh dude March 8, 2017

yachtzee 

A dice game played by super-wealthy individuals whereby the winner gets to take possession of the loser's luxury cabin-cruiser.
A variation of yachtzee is a "lower stakes" game that does not offer actual transfer of ownership of an expensive pleasure-craft; it can simply grant the winner borrowing/piloting privileges of the nice boat for a day or other specified period of time. Nor does the game always involve water-based conveyances; it can also be played for the ownership/use/driving-privileges of a limo/luxury-sedan, fancy pickup truck, or other highly-desirable road-vehicle.
yachtzee by QuacksO December 18, 2017

Yachterbator

Twink Republican Congressman privately on Grindr but publicly against all things gay, typically preppy northeastern looking with a vacant yet threatening stare, a sweater and a vest and flat brown shoes. May attend yacht parties. Dates girls for mom. Loves being naked under a white sheet and pointy hat with other men.
I saw a group of right wing yachterbators with Stephen Miller, guffawing over his jokes and butt and dick tapping before they drafted the anti LGBTQ memo. They drank appletinis afterwards and had a boxer and sock party to celebrate.
Yachterbator by Snarklandia December 2, 2024

Yachting 

Having a wank into water off a boat. specifically in the Caribbean off the side/front of a Yacht standing like Dicaprio from titanic,
Back in 2009, I left a part of me in the water one night, just me, the moon, and the waves.
So you were yachting?
Yachting by GirlfromCanada January 19, 2025