a
god-like, absolute
chad/messiah, academically speaking, in your school
someone who has succeeded in every standardized exam known to
man in his life.
In the context of an
IB school, he the kind of person who takes 4 HL courses while you are still whining about one of your SL courses being too
hard. He mocks the mediocrity of AAHL
math, sighs at the outrageous simplicity of Econ HL, and is appalled by the cruel fact that quantum physics is not considered a regular course for IB students.
At times Yoyo's humility would simply be overshadowed by his unbelievable achievement like an elephant in the room.
This looks like while all of you are begging for slight increments in your predicted grades and using
college compass to calculate if you can get into usnews top 30 or G5 UK schools, scrambling over your
pathetic college essays over the night before ED
1's deadline, and wondering if you could ever reach your heavily inflated predicted scores in the final
IB exam, Yoyo has already secured a seat in the one of Ivy leagues/ Oxbridge's academic hall of fame and would likely start teaching as a life-
long professor after the summer of Grade
12.
Yoyo's presence shatters the dimension of rationality, he might act humble enough to become almost invisible in your petty life at school, for Yoyo is no Mr. Popularity; but Yoyo
will ultimately be the person riding his holy beast through the gates of Valhalla while watching the rest of the mortals struggle their heads above the water.
Student
1: Hey yoyo, are you okay? why do you look depressed?
Yoyo: I feel like my high school life is a failure
Student 2: Why tho?
Yoyo: I should've
gone for 5 HLs, if not 6, or I should've appealed
IB for 7 HLs but they won't let me
Student
1: guess I should've redone GCSE
Student 2: I should've never been born