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by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Yolanda

A type of candy bar containing marshmallows and pop rocks. They come in four flavors: plain, nougat, caramel, and peanut.
"Oh my! I love a good Yolanda after dinner"
by Jay The Cornchip October 20, 2008
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Yolanda

1. 1. A street name for cocaine often used in southern California, popularized in the San Fernando Valley.
Guy 1: Yo man i ran into tom yesterday, he was really weird, like really hyper and super talkative.

Guy 2: yeah i heard he was with scott and his friends, they had a big YBP in the mo mo on sepulveda. they were doing lines of Yolanda, he even banged that ashy white girl from the party.
by FUGAZIYBP February 27, 2014
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Yolanda

A girl that can pretend she’s sneaky but honestly knows everybody just saw what she did, is usually the spark of conversation which is feed by a Thomas (Grade A asshole) and can relate on many things.
Hey is that Yolanda she looks as lost but centered as ever.
by Luffy99 March 13, 2019
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Yolanda Be Cool

A phrase derived from Samuel L. Jackson's character Jules in Pulp Fiction, generally used when a bad motherfucker is going through a transitional period and just wants to calm a bitch down.
"Yolanda Be Cool"

Jules: Now Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we?

Yolanda: You don't hurt him.

Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like?

Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?

Yolanda: Cool?

Jules: What?

Yolanda: He's cool.

Jules: Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One... two... three.

Yolanda: All right, now you let him go.

Jules: Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherfuckers get scared, that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
by Ham Sauce December 12, 2013
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Yolanda Saldivar

A woman who deserves nothing but time in jail or in hell after what she did .She killed the beloved Late Tejano Singer Selena Quintanilla Perez
Girl : Hey what’s your name ?
Woman: Yolanda Saldivar

Girl : U killed Selena Quintanilla Perez
by Chanel Medina July 19, 2019
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yolanda hadid

A piece of trash who is willing to hurt her grand daughter just to hurt Zayn Malik. Yolanda is an attention seeking bitch, who better be sleeping with one eye open.
Did you hear about that bitch Yolanda Hadid, I hope she falls down the stairs
by Harrystylescumslut October 28, 2021
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