yo momma

Means if someone says your ugly etc... that it is a smart comeback. It really just insults the persons mom.

Bully:"Your so ugly I can't even face that direction!!! "Ha,ha,ha!

Nerd: "Yo Mamma!!!

*Smack*

yo momma by AQUA16 May 13, 2005

yo momma

your mom, insult overused in the common highschool, middleschool, and any such place where kids are found

Kid 1 - What'd we do yesterday?
Kid 2 - Yo momma, it was very good, I strongly recommend it
Kid 3 - *falls over laughing*

(Yes, this is a real example i heard in one of my classes last week)

yo momma by Pyrolonewolf February 29, 2008

yo momma

Someone who is so fat that she has two area codes.

Yo mamma's so fat, I ran around her and got lost.

yo momma by dj gs68 August 23, 2003

yo momma

Funny jokes when someone tries to insult someone else by insulting their mother.

Yo momma is so stupid... when she became a bank robber, she held up the ATM machine at gunpoint.

yo momma by lunar shadows August 26, 2004

yo momma

Unfortunately a pretty bad retort to another person's insult.

Bob: "Joe your memory is about as bad as a goldfish."

Joe: "Yo momma."

yo momma by Saeed aka Armorking August 26, 2005

yo momma

1. The absolute BEST retort to any and all insults.
2. The target of many insults. How everyone's mother can be so many things at the same time is beyond me.

1."Hey little boy, CounterStrike is that way. This game is for real players."
"Yo momma"

2."Yo momma is older than you

yo momma by Kenthar August 10, 2003

Yo Momma

These two words can be used in many ways, like insulting or talking about someone's mother. Of course, the things people joke about are entirely inappropriate, usually. Sometimes they aren't too bad.

Jeff-Hey, Joe!
Joe-Yus, Jeff? What's up?
Jeff- YO MOMMA IS WHAT'S UP!
Joe-That didn't make any sense.
Jeff-YO MOMMA DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
Joe-Man, seriously?
Jeff-Yo momma, seriously?
Joe-This is too hard to deal with. You're a big idiot.
Jeff-YO MOMMA IS BIG!

Yo Momma by WJMack June 26, 2015