When a man smacks his penis against a very skinny (must have ribcage showing) girl's ribcage.
Originates from the term xylophone for an anorexic girl.
Originates from the term xylophone for an anorexic girl.
"Dude, I played her xylophone last night"
"Im playing her xylophone later"
"May I play your xylophone?"
"I think with her I'd be playing the xylophone"
"Im playing her xylophone later"
"May I play your xylophone?"
"I think with her I'd be playing the xylophone"
by Borthwick March 16, 2009

Crazy, but not in an inherently bad way; a bit loopy or trippy. People who are hearing xylophones can be a lot of fun to hang out with.
No guys, I'm serious! I swear to god there was a blue light on the wall over there just a second ago.
Man, you're hearing xylophones.
Man, you're hearing xylophones.
by HoboAC December 8, 2007

"Yeah I heard Jim got too caught up in playing the purple xylophone. It really ruined his life."
"My mom always told me to avoid playing the purple xylophone."
"My mom always told me to avoid playing the purple xylophone."
by anonymous March 29, 2022

by chickenblender October 7, 2008

A sexual act in which a woman gets onto her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.
by HoneyTheHusky June 10, 2016

a musical instrument played by striking a row of wooden bars of graduated length with one or more small wooden or plastic beaters.
by SoberB*tch March 2, 2025

by bruhsoupandyo December 3, 2022
