Xenutarian
A devotee of the galactic overlord Xenu. Xenutarians believe that enlightenment can be achieved by encouraging and sustaining the attachment of vast numbers of body thetans to our bodies. Xenu created body thetans by using hydrogen bombs to liberate spirits from their limited physical forms, allowing them to attain higher levels of spiritual existence. Xenu then imparted his vast wisdom to the body thetans through colossal 3D movies. When body thetans are attached to our bodies, they share the wisdom of Xenu with us so that we can attain enlightenment.
Xenutarians believe that Scientologists have been sadly deceived by a corrupted version of the true story of Xenu.
Xenutarians believe that Scientologists have been sadly deceived by a corrupted version of the true story of Xenu.
Xenutarian 1: "Why can't those Scientologists think for themselves?"
Xenutarian 2: "Sadly they have disconnected themselves from the wisdom of Xenu by removing their body thetans. Without body thetans, they are susceptible to cult indoctrination."
Xenutarian 2: "Sadly they have disconnected themselves from the wisdom of Xenu by removing their body thetans. Without body thetans, they are susceptible to cult indoctrination."
Xenutarian by xenuphile February 18, 2022
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