wurtz

Wurtz is a form of measurement created in Bill Wurtz comments section to describe how weirdly pleasurable something is mostly used as in videos on social media or a platform used for posting videos. The measurement of wurtz is as in 1-20 is serious or boring, 21-50 isn't funny but its watchable, 51-100 isn't funny but its not boring, 101-150 could be a little strange and be considered funny content, 151-200 is something that made you laugh internally but could be considered weird still, 201-230 could make you giggle while being generally wacky and strange, while 231-250 can make you laugh and stays strangely pleasurable throughout the video even if the humor is very strange, and up to 300 mean you could have laughed a few times and for some people considered so strange its not humor anymore, and high enough to 500 is the something that you can laugh at throughout the video or just say is to strange and random to even be considered funny.

The wurtz on this Youtube video is rated a 15 because it is very serious and not at all funny but keeps in some strange facts, while the wurtz on the other video it 350 because it was very funny and I was laughing a lot. I ended up lowering the score only because I got lost in the video many times and it was more confusing than pleasurable.

by Pasta Ghost November 5, 2020

wurtzian

referencing or pertaining to the online presence or body of work of Cate Wurtz

dude, that black and white checkered tile is so fucking wurtzian.

by lefttwinfantasydogg May 4, 2021

wurtzel

After the writer Elizabeth Wurtzel, author of Prozac Nation. Denotes someone whiny and spoiled, or someone whose self-indulgent writing is badly in need of editing.

"Did you hear her complaining about how hard her life was at Harvard? God, she's such a Wurtzel."

"I'm going to Wurtzel up my memoir -- it'll be a bestseller."

by sedgwick June 26, 2006

Wurtain

When you pee on a curtain because there's nowhere to pee

JEBB: Bro why did you wurtain
NICK: Because I had to pee really bad and you were in the bathroom

Good grief

by Big_boi T March 15, 2020

Wurth

When your girth is greater than your lenth.

Bill was embarrassed by his wurth

by Steven Vaughan January 13, 2021

wurto

Wurto is a person that is always on demon timing. The first form is curto but when your boi on demon timing call him

Wurto

Curto just knocked that guy out. Crowd screaming Wurto Wurto!!
Curto its one more person just kill him, hes one shot. Yess Wurto!!
Your girl just kiss curto damn thats wurto for you

by Wurto May 27, 2021

wurtle

wurtle means worry

hey dude don't wurtle, it's not that hard to forgive you know.

by quandale Dinglesaures May 24, 2022