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slug wrestling 

Slug wrestling is when you are camping in a tent and you are in your sleeping bag, and you wrestle without your legs and arms, just the bag.
Hey Kerri, it's cold outside, do you wanna do some slug wrestling?
Sure!
slug wrestling by Slugwrestler69 October 28, 2017

Shit Wrestling 

When you grab a huge pile of shit and shove it down your friends urethra (male only) and bat their dick around until they blow off a slimey brown semen-like substance.
Fredrick: hey man lets do some shit wrestling
John: hell yeah no homo
Shit Wrestling by nebula49 December 31, 2020

Scarsdale wrestling 

When a DC politician or high-powered Wall Street player is closeted
"You know...there was a rumor that Lindsey Graham wrestled at Scarsdale."
"What do you mean by that?"
"Oh, that he's into men. He's into Scarsdale wrestling."

Tube Sock Wrestling 

The act of two caucasian men wearing nothing but Tube Socks on their penis, and wrestling. Usually until the tube sock falls off.
John: Wanna go Tube Sock wrestling?
Joe: Im already 4 items of clothes ahead of you

Imagine Sumo Wrestling, with skinny white guys, wearing tube socks over their penises.

6 Star Wrestling 

The ultimate in wrestling greatness. So good that it truly deserves a star rating of six, as opposed to the usual five.
Mark #1: Dude, this last episode of RAW sucked balls so hard, I feel like I've just been teabagged by Vince McMahon himself. Man I really feel like having an intelligent and friendly discussion about this. But I suppose I should just keep it bottled up inside and continue setting fire to ants.

Mark #2: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold on there dawg. You should go check out some of that quality "6 star wrestling" that's on the net these days. If you really want something that is better than greatness.

Mark #1: Wow! Awesome bro! Um... should I google it?

Mark #2: Duh!
6 Star Wrestling by Cordell Walker December 14, 2007

sumo wrestling 

when two obese people attempt to fornicate, but are too fat to do so.
"dude, i saw my step mom and dad sumo wrestling last night. it was nasty!'
sumo wrestling by puunkinpiee April 29, 2016