whounce

A synonym for lame, or whack. It rhymes with ounce.

"How was Spiderman 3?"
"There was an emo dance scene. It was whounce!"

by Nathan Shep July 20, 2008

Hey Woundeye

Is a term related to someone who is annoying you or a bit fat !

P1. pass me the crisp
P2. Hey woundeye

P1. Were you goin?
P2. get out of my way hey woundeye

by djamo September 13, 2009

Wounded Soldier

A term describing an unfinished beer that is just left to die. Most commonly found at college or high school parties. It is generally frowned upon to leave a wounded soldier as it is a waste of a beer.

That chick left like three wounded soldiers last night. I had to kill them all because we leave no man behind.

by MattSizzle October 31, 2011

wounded Marlin

noun. (coined by Antenna Wilde)

1. A bent penis. Often caused by an inexperienced top-rider, but can also be caused by Peyronie's disease, Urethral stricture or Hypospadias.

2. A penis that is half-hard, otherwise called a "semi".

3. A man suffering from impedance due to physical or psychological reasons.

Fav: Is Jimmy coming out tonight?
Ant: Naw, he's got a wounded Marlin.
Fav: Oh shit, what happened?
Ant: Some cheerleader NOOB was top-riding him and ganged his pork sword.
Fav: wicked bumma.

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

wounder

When something is bad!

Bruce has destoyed his clutch again, wounder

by Dan August 19, 2003

Wounded Lamb

When you are making sweet tender love to your lady friend from behind and when she is in the heat of the moment, moaning fairly loudly and everything, you reach around and punch her in the neck. Turning her moan into the call of a lamb that has been hit by a motor vehicle. Something small scale, like a go-kart.

"I was nailin this broad and was staring at her turd cutter. She was moaning her ass off so I had to throw one into her jugular and got the wounded lamb off.

by James T. SteeLe October 26, 2008

Wounded Moose

While sailing on a boat with a trapeze, having the skipper performs oral sex on the person on the wire.

While sailing last week I convinced my girlfriend to go bottomless on the wire. I finally got to do the Wounded Moose!

by holeyhell June 30, 2012