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A worm

Someone that despite having many bikes and opportunities to ride them, hang with the boys, and have a good time. Will insist that aren’t able to ride, didn’t know the boys were riding or will not ride at all.
Man 1: who wants to ride?
Man 2: oh I will, I wonder if (insert name here) will ride?
Man 3: no they’re not gonna ride, (insert name here) is a WORM.
by oneway_corey February 20, 2019
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Worming

The act of licking another person's eyeball(s) for erotic gratification.
Usually practiced by those with oculolinctus (or eyeball-licking fetishism).

There's actually recently been some controversy about it cause it can, like, spread diseases and really fuck up your eyeball and shit.

Weird.
Derek: Dude, I think I'm gonna break up with Suzy.
Tim: What, why? She's so hawt.
Derek: Yeah, but we were messing around last night and she started worming me.
Tim: Gross, can't you get conjuctivitis from that or something?
Derek: And it could have totally given me a corneal ulcer.
Tim: Weird
by suzyistotallyahawtmaddafukka October 13, 2013
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Worm

by gege cool May 15, 2009
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worm

The go-to insult used by crazy old ladies in Australia who think that they own property which they do not, and falsely try to prevent people with jobs, belts, children, pets, and especially bald people, who they also often refer to as "baldy arse" from entering the premises.

The word "worm" is intentionally vague and ineffective as an insult, as these crazy old women tend to know nothing about the person, so will just fire random insults at members of the public hoping that one of them hits home, with "worm", according to professional research, being a fan favourite.

Other insults used by these women are insulting the person at their inadequacy with dealing with their children and their pets, the word "turd", and insulting the person's (if that person is a man) genitalia, with the most infamous usage of this being from the great Queen Del Pufflet of Neutral Bay II, saying to the baldy arse at the time "go and tweak yer bloody dirty old crappy penis"
Person: I can see you've clearly spawned a couple kids, have you?
Crazy Lady: Heh, none of your business. You worm of a thing.
Person 1: I'm taking that as a zero.
Crazy Lady: You worm of a thing.

Crazy Lady: You bloody worm, GET OFF MY PROPERTY!

Crazy Lady: Heh, get back to it... WORM!
Person: Is that the best insult you've got? Is that the best you can come up with?
Crazy Lady: You're a worm.
Person: You've said.
Crazy Lady: You're an inadequate worm.
Person: I know.
Crazy Lady: You're inadequate with the dog, and you're inadequate with the child.
by Iggleboz March 24, 2019
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Worm

Commonly related to males as being a 'Herb'-ish whore man who slides hismelf into any situation where he can do what he does best...maniplulate.
That nigga Roofus is a straigh up worm. He cheated on his ex with mad bitches and now wants to act cool dont he know hes deaded?
by Bread Winner May 5, 2010
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Wormed

Telling on somebody for or lying about trival items with the itention of carrying out a personal vendetta, or to advance ones self in a work or in a social setting.
I can't believe that Luke would say something like that about me to management, he totally wormed me!
by Nutso the clown July 6, 2010
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Worm

A worm is a disgusting creature which spends its day squirming around being useless without having any sense of responsibility. Worms are notorious for burrowing themselves into peoples lives and feeding off of their kind nature. However, once a worm has no use for their victim they wriggle away back into the depths of the earth waiting for another organism to worm onto.
Watch out for this guy he's a worm, he stole his bestfriends girlfriend!

Stop worming around! You've spent the past 5 days watching anime and masturbating!
by AudiYeh December 30, 2020
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