wohled

To mismanage or botch something in a laughably inept fashion.

You really wohled that one up, dumbass.

by Badmothertrucker October 30, 2018

A Wooleyhead

A bitch fit of monumental proportions. Often associated with sexually frustrated millennial types engineer type buckrakers who fail to take responsibility for their actions and behaviours.

‘Dude, you’re being a Wooleyhead’, said Simon, as David threw a tantrum and threw his favourite spanner across the shed.

by Geoff knows August 8, 2020

wooley booger

appalachian " west virginia / eastern kentucky dialect" for a bigfoot/sasquatch

i was out huntin today and seen one tnem wooley boogers up that thar holler

by wooley booger April 30, 2015

david wooler

To be a David Wooler you have to have a love of cock and a desire to force various items into your anus which over time increases in size to allow more adventurous items to be deposited

"Yesterday I did a David Wooler I ruptured my Sphincter by depositing a traffic cone in my ass"

by Lord Lucha October 22, 2019

wooded z

One half of the famous rap duo G-Note and Wooded Z.
Their album "Blinguistics" has been rapidly thriving in circulation around the internet and the buzz around the album hasn't been seen since Kanye West's "College Dropout".

Lyric Quotation from G-Note & Wooded Z's "Nasty Hoes" -

Wooded Z:
I'm sick of these booty calls, if duty calls, then why do i gotta put my dick in your mouth to be truly yours? it's bullshit!
Why can't a nigger just wanna talk with these women, without
the bitch assumin' that she'll soon be drinkin' my semen?

by brandon February 26, 2005

Wooldridge

To be found drunk in strange places

I did a Wooldridge last night, woke up in Clare ;)

by Librarycrew February 25, 2011

WOOKED

EXTREMELY DRUNK, INEBRIATED/BOMBED.

I WAS SO WOOKED LAST NIGHT I FELL DOWN MY STAIRS.

by PAINTER PAINTS January 11, 2012