Wouldya

Man code, to ask the question "would you have sex with her"? Typically used in a hypothetical setting, as a female walks by or is nearby.

Guy #1: (elbows guy next to him) "Hey man, wouldya?"
Guy #2: "Not even with your dick!"

by Big Papi January 15, 2009

Woody Pills

Another name for erectile dysfunction medications like viagra, cialis, and levitra.

I just scored some woody pills, let's go looking for chicks.

by marvelgoose January 14, 2009

woodysgamertag

WoodysGamertag, or Woody, is a 7,000 year old unexceptional gamer on Youtube. He is also know as "he who supplies us with free netflix" and the leader of the RAPESQUADKILLAS. Woody also provides you with hours of entertainment on his minecraft server. Woody once single-handedly saved a small african village with only a wooden spoon. He gives great tips on many things from "how to give a blowjob" to "how to deal with toxic friends" but his tips DON'T work when your on a mobile device/Gaming console or when your adblock is enabled. He was the one who convinced Hitler to kill himself and decided to take no credit. He has fought and ALMOST BEAT professional UFC fighter Joe Lauzon. He is widely regarded as one of the best left 4 dead players in the world. He said it himself. These are facts.

Hey, did you see woodysgamertag's new video about where you can spend hours of time with a free month of netflix and a great minecraft server?

by RAPESQUADKILLA69 January 19, 2014

Wooly Willy

The act of masturbating and then ejaculating on another's back.

That crazy bum just gave my little sister a Wooly Willy!

by Twice Nightly January 14, 2013

Wooldoor Sockbat

A ripoff of Spongebob Squarepants as seen in Comedy Central's Animated Reality Show, "Drawn Together". He's a cool guy that just wants to be loved, but he can't because he's really fucking annoying. He can take on any shape, split in two, and become any profession he wants. He was also the only one to be eaten by Clara's pussy. To add to all that,he keeps many things shoved up his ass for comic timing including a lamp containing a homosexual genie.

Wooldoor Sockbat:A Fucking Annoying Wacky Whatchamacallit.

by Heroic Ling Ling November 24, 2004

Worldy

Worldy means world class, but is most often used to describe someone of extreme beauty.

I see a worldy on the bus today

by charlieLAD September 1, 2012

The Woody Effect

The Woody Effect is serious and contagious effect first discovered at Wilfrid Laurier University. The first signs of the effect were seen during the University's frosh week. The rumour claims that an individual going by the persona of "Woody" was confused with the idea of frosh week, and assumed that it lasted all four years and not just a week. This lead to him spending his days brainwashing unsuspecting students (using techniques learned in Psychology) to drink despite them being behind in readings, having exams the next day, or that they were currently in an exam. Projections done by the University show a shocking number of drop outs in the future because of this effect. Special constables in Kitchener, Waterloo are currently investigating this effect and trying to contain it before it spreads to other Universities.

Woody: Bro what are you doing tonight?
Victim: Studying man I need to catch up in Economics.
Woody: What the fuccck dude it's university, you've changed, I'll be at your res in 5 and then we'll grab. It's 1 dollar beer night at Firehall too.
Victim: Do I have a choice?
Woody: Nope. You're already a victim of The Woody Effect

by iLurk October 25, 2012