Wookey

a nickname for one penis or dong

That bitch had her hands all over my wookie

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Wookey Hole

A tourist attraction that comprises of caves, activites and picnic areas, a good day out for the family.

Person 1 - I went to Wookey Hole with the family

Person 2 - the place with the caves?

Person 1 - Yes so much fun

by Dr.Sam June 27, 2009

Chuck Woolery

Taking two dumps before 2:00 pm, as in Chuck Woolery's catch phrase "We'll be back in 2 and 2."

Dan: I really need to crap. It's my second one and it's only 1:00.

Mark: Way to pull off the Chuck Woolery!

by RabbiDan August 27, 2009

Wooker

Wooker is pronounced "Woo-Ker." It means small weird cat. and/or weird kitten.

Look at that fluffy wooker! Wow, I wish I could pet that tiny wooker!

by Lydia Deetz666 November 30, 2020

Wooker

Noun
1) A wook who is also a hooker
2) A hooker willing to handle a wook’s weenie

Two wooks tried to pick up an Asian prostitute, but she was not a wooker so they left lonely.

by Ferdinand Junior August 2, 2025