Woodcock 

Someone who gives inappropriate sex advice to underage kids.

You told that little boy to not wear condoms when having sex? Dude, you're such a woodcock!

Woodcock by SomeoneResponsible April 13, 2010

woodcock 

come on wood and cock in the same name what needs to be said

wood hard and funny cock funny and hard woodcock

woodcock by pdx drinkers August 3, 2006

Woodcocking 

1. (adj.) used to show resentment towards a person, object or task.

2. (v.) the act of persuading your wife to let you get a purple pool table (refer to the Television series 'Til Death)

Maia: We have a test tomorrow and 3 assignments in English Class.
Alyssa: Are you freakin' woodcocking me right now?!?!
Skye Skye: HAHA! I get the reference. LOL XD!!!!111!!!!

Woodcocking by Minnie the Muncher November 16, 2013

Woodcock 

pretty much a god. a bran d on woodcock is not only great in the sack, but he carries a large pecker to boost. he also is a loving man and will make you laugh your arse off

i was over at my buddys house the other day and all i could hear was his girl moaning all night..... he is such a bran d on woodcock

Woodcock by samsungsinger45 January 6, 2012

Louis Woodcock 

Commonly known to ditch his friends to be with his Girlfreind

Louis Woodck: Hey I will play with you
Person:Isn't that your girlreind
Louis Woodck: Bye
Person: Why is he such a Louis Woodcock

Louis Woodcock by ByJasonBorn April 14, 2017

Ay, springes to catch woodcocks 

1. A saying meaning "It doesn't take much to entice someone or something"
2. If said in a voice like that of a carton pirate it means "Aw, crap in a hat"

1. George: "Man, that fat kid sure ran after that candy bar"
Tim: "Ay, springes to catch woodcocks"
2. George: "Hey, that fat kid just stole your candy bar"
Tim (spoken like a cartoon pirate): "Ay, springes to catch woodcocks"

Ay, springes to catch woodcocks by Drew Burke March 15, 2004

Josh Woodcock 

Josh woodcock was a post modern symbol of aggressive inspiration for business process automation. Josh served as President of tech start-up at DataApple.com which shook the foundations of the commercial real estate industry in 2012. Josh was able to develop information systems that automated business processes never thought possible. Most intelligent decision support systems now replicate many of the underlying technologies he initially conceived at the IT tech firm in late 2011.

I hate to say it but our systems need real Josh Woodcock. If we don't start Josh Woodcock by tomorrow we can kiss our IPO goodbye

Josh Woodcock by adjunct-precedent July 13, 2012