wooden kimono

coffin. invented/ polularized by Tom Waits.

have you seen Jimmy?

man, you haven't heard? Jimmy is in a wooden kimono these days, 6 feet under.

by s c p May 10, 2005

wooken-pa-nub

v. etymology-derived from "looking for love" when eddy murphey sang it on SNL (a comedy skit show in the USA) as Buckwheat(a young african american character from the little rascals(an old television show in the USA) who had a very thick southern african american accent).
means to go or be on the prowl for sex.

Last night at the club i was wooken-pa-nub but struck out.

by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005

Wooden computer

A very old, outdated, slow, laggy computer.

ZOMG the lag, is host on a wooden computer!!??

by SpankyMcDanky June 30, 2009

Wooden onesie

A wooden onesie is a coffin.

“You fucked my sister?! I’ll put you in a god damn Wooden onesie you foreskin chomping thundercunt!!”

by Cloddyboi March 21, 2020

wooden spoon

The number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child.

No, mom! Not the wooden spoon! No I promise I won't throw anymore pipe bombs!

by CriticalDesign April 9, 2008

Wooden Koala

A dildo that is highly popular in Australia, mainly amongst the aborigines. The whole dildo is carved out of eucalyptus wood, the tree that koalas get their food from. The shaft is similar to a didgeridoo and the head is shaped like a koala, hence the name, Wooden Koala.

Australian #1: G'day mate, how was your night?
Australian #2: It was great, I used a Wooden Koala on my bunghole. Now I can barely walk!

by AbidWoodenKoalaUser April 2, 2010

wolfen

A type of space fighter in the Starfox series of rail-shooter/flight sim games. It is usaully the main ship used by the starwolf crew. They are the rivals of team starfox, the heroes of the series. In Starfox Assualt, you can pilot wolfens in multiplayer mode. They are faster and have stronger lasers, but are a bigger target and it's brakes can't come to a full stop.

1. Wolf(a wolf), Leon(a chameleon), Pigma(a pig), and Andrew(a monkey) are the Wolfen's main pilots in all starfox games except for Assualt, where Andrew and Pigma left the team.

2. "Dude, that guy just pwned me in vs. mode with a Wolfen!"

by Chaosvolt January 4, 2008