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Will Wood

A underrated music artist that has released three albums since 2015 and two remasters of his old two albums. Some of his most famous songs are Dr. Sunshine is Dead, Love, me normally, and 6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con). He has a band he calls “the tapeworms” and even used to be branded as Will Wood and the Tapeworms.

He has a movie on Amazon Prime called “The Real Will Wood” where he goes on about his life and how he got to where he is today, plus songs in the studio.

Will Wood also had a canceled ARG about a fake university called Marybell University, and it even has its own fake website, acting like a real university.
Person A: have you heard of The Normal Album by Will Wood?

Person B: yeah, i liked Suburbia Overtune the best.
by Millie roles a 7 February 14, 2021
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Wood Barn

extremely large ass, one with perfectly round proportions. FIRM, TIGHT, JIGGLY...basically one beautiful ass.
Ashley has one big ol' wood barn.
by K-B-K sandwich August 5, 2008
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Woodcock Complex

Where two people do the same action, however one person is attractive and one is unattractive. The action from the attractive is seen as cute and funny, where as it is seen as weird or creepy via the unattractive.
"Mike slapped her butt, and she thought it was funny. So did I, but now I have a restraining order"
"Looks like a bit of a woodcock complex, mate"
by DaTominator7 June 28, 2016
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getting wood

1. The act of attaining an erection.

2. The act of successfully harvesting wood from trees in the game Minecraft.
Lauren didn't know what the achievement "Getting Wood" referred to.
by Ludwigofid December 1, 2015
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Trying to hold this wood

A pickup line used on girls in Marbella that has a 100% success rate.
"Alright girl, where you from? I have an apartment 5 minutes away. You trying to hold this wood?"
by lukejames1111 September 3, 2021
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wood floor

A clean-shaven vagina. An expression popularized on the "Guess What's In My Pants" game on the Opie and Anthony radio show.
O&A were always interested in women with a wood floor.
by Led Zeppole November 12, 2003
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go wood

To completely and utterly flop. Usually refers to a music album. Whereas successful records can go gold or platinum, this term comes from the fact that wood is a far less valuable material.
"Peckerwood mad cuz his record went wood
No respect in the hood led to his 'Neck of the Woods'
Got in touch with his roots, found the redneck in his blood
And said, 'Heck, country western rap records are good'"
-Eminem, "Quitter" (Everlast diss track)

Tim: "Wassup gangsta!?!?!?"
Bill: "Dude, where'd you get that Porsche?"
Tim: "Oh, I took out a loan from this loan shark in Philly. Cost 45 Gs, mothafucka!"
Bill: "Um, that doesn't sound like a good idea. How are you going to pay for it?"
Tim: "Droppin' my new rap album next month, dogg. It's got some phat beats on it."
Bill: "Rap album? You're a white hick from Hummelstown. Who's going to take that seriously?"
Tim: "Don't make me blast my gat! Haha, just clownin'. Check out this sick beat:
(rapping)'Hummelstown, Hummelstown where we pummels down
Any punk ass mothafucka that come around'
Eminem or Jay-Z couldn't write shit that ill. Next time you see me it's gonna be on the red carpet with fly hoes on each arm."
Bill: "I don't know, man. I think you're going to go wood. You might be cruisin' for a bruisin'."
by Nicholas D August 30, 2012
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