WOODMYRE

Woodmyre, is a name. A beautiful and a unique name.

Oh, did you know that the name WOODMYRE is such a unique name?!

by dustmia April 12, 2022

Paperless Woodsman

Aka - Classy Woodsman

The act of utilizing one hand holding a bottle,can or other container to pour water down one's own butt crack while using the other hand to cleanse fecal debris from anus.

While camping this weekend , we ran out of toilet paper and had to pull a Paperless Woodsman to do business.

by Cmjjax April 22, 2017

Zoodu Woodu

A big ass fuckin shit

Bro I just took the a Zoodu Woodu

by Vqn February 21, 2023

the woodmatch

The woodmatch is a when you try fucking your girlfriend up the ass when she doesnt want you to, making her clinch her hole, therefore drying it up completely. And yet you still proceed. Now its called the woodmatch because rubbing your penies on that hole can be like rubbing a woodmatch on cement, leaving your dick smelly and red.

fuckin bitch got the woodmatch

by Cobbs666 December 6, 2006

Woodman

The deliberate act of a waiter bringing sausage to a male restaurant patron who ordered a non-sausage food item.

It is said that the male patron "got Woodmaned."

Guy: "I'll have the ribeye and a baked potato."

Waiter brings out sausage links.

Guy: "Damn, why'd you Woodman me, bro?"

by TWTB May 1, 2012

Woodmansterne School

if you went here, you should've gone to dunraven. speaking from experience.

Person 1: "wow, my school is so great! what school do you go to?"
Person 2: "Woodmansterne School"
Person 1: "ew go kill yourself"

by WOODMANSTERNE HATER July 11, 2023

woodmilk

cum, jism, sperm, semen, ejaculate

Yo, He shot her with his woodmilk in the eye

by Candi Alberts August 17, 2007