Woodstock Ontario

Welcome to trash filled Woodstock Ontario. Home to OXYCONTIN pill poppers, rednecks, and inbreds. Crime and drugs run rampent in the city. Woodstock is a disgrace to the rest of Canada, and has the higest amount of Hillbilly's per capita in Canada.

Welcome to Beautiful Woodstock Ontario, Make sure you check out our Water Fountain where the crackheads are searching for there next high.

by mayorwoodstock July 27, 2009

Woodstock

The greatest rock and roll festival of all time. It was held at Yasgurs Farm (600 Acres) near Woodstock, New York on August 15-17 1969. Some of the greatest musicians of the time were there including; Jimi Hendrix, Ten Years After, Janis Joplin, Joan Baez, Creedence Clearwater Revival, the Who, Canned Heat, Country Joe & the Fish, Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young, and much much more. There were a ton of drugs here. 3 children were born, a few were conceived, and one or two people died.

'What do you think was the greatest concert?'

'Even though it was a festival, Woodstock by far.'

by UHMM December 8, 2006

Woodstock

Woodstock was a festival, probaly the coolest music festivals ever. Jimi hendrix and the who played and so did many other bands. It was pretty sic i have the dvd so u should get it if u can see people who have drugs and nudists

Purple haze all in my brain- Jimi Hendrix
The who played
Sha-na na na

by led zeppelin June 6, 2005

Noobstick

The Controller for a Console.
(Xbox, PS, Wii) etc.
Using the term Noobstick usually comes from the rather entitled Keyboard and Mouse user.
As used in Pure Pwnage by Jeremy.

Yeah id rather be using my Keyboard and Mouse next to this Noobstick.

by OnFiRe. December 29, 2007

Woodstock

Mythic concert in the 60's that loser teens around the world have embarassed themselves trying to replicate ever since.

Seriously, what do you expect from a generation whose definition of "cool" involves hanging at Starbucks or messaging their friends on Facebook whenever they go to the bathroom?

There was only one Woodstock, the 60's are gone, nowadays world sucks. Get over it.

by Sullivan1990 August 15, 2009

woostack

Numerous people weeing and pooing (wooing) in the the same toilet without flushing in between.
Related to a weestack. However a poostack isn’t a thing as no one poos without weeing!

Not wanting to flush and wake up Mum and Dad, Leah and I did a woostack.

by Smooax August 29, 2020

Woodstock

the most badass place in illiois, the famous movie groundhogs day with bill murry was filmed there... is famous for its legendary square.

"Dude... have u been to Woodstock yet?" " Hells yeah, its badasss!"

by mcbadass breezy March 6, 2010