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Stevie Wondering

The act of looking hideously upward whilst swaying and grooving to an unknown orchestra in the sky.
Stevie Wondering has many practical applications such as:

-Marking coordinates for a mortar strike
-Signaling cargo vessels into port
-Recieving interstellar radio transmissions
-Controlled demolition of uninhabited buildings
-Performing cesarian section procedures
-Triggering lasers at Pink Floyd concerts
-Adjusting spark timing on internal combustion engines
-Tuning pianos
-Cleaning skyscraper windows
-Navigating your way through a labyrinth
-Telepathically commanding squirrels to do your dirty work
-Triggering avalanches
-Removing stains on leather upholstery
-Measuring tire pressure
-Analysing exhaust emissions
-Causing the heads of clowns to spontaneously rupture
-Instantly solving complex algebraic equations
-Causing large bridges to oscillate at a specific resonant
frequency
-Heating large vats of cooking oil quickly and painfully
-Replacing lightbulbs on radio communications towers
-Consulting with the rain?
-Prepping automobiles for paint
-Chiseling birthday cards into slates
-Constructing massive heated beaver dams for your family to live in
-Steam distilling large amounts of drinking water
-Pumping sludge from basement sinkholes

-And above all, playing one hell of a piano groove
by ellsworthtoohey August 3, 2012
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Wobbing

The act of committing a crime so unpoggers that it is punishable by death, usually executed by poison served in the ultimate Cum Chalice.
eg. 1: Chad was SO unpoggers yesterday, he was almost at the point of Wobbing.

eg. 2:"Guys, I'm totally Wobbing right now!"
by m0thteeth November 1, 2020
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wondering zombie

a wondering zombie is when you cum into a girls eyes and then punch her in the neck making her wonder around the room gasping for air,blindly. like a zombie
by loaf56231 October 2, 2006
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wonering

She called me when I was wonering, what the hell?
by Casaneil April 17, 2008
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Stevie Wondering

To move one's head in order to gaze inquisitively at something while wearing sunglasses.
by ichigosweet October 8, 2010
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Wobbing

Wobbing is the act of taking large quantities of dextromethorphan, which is the active ingredient in leading OTC cough syrups. It comes from the sound many people hear under the influence of dextromethorphan. Wob, wob, wob, wob.
1. Did you see Carl drink all that cough syrup? He must be WOBBING balls!

2. I think we should WOB tonight!
by Linde Werdelin June 15, 2011
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