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Womansplaining

A fancy name for "nagging."
Apparently, everything I've ever believed is wrong, and everything I ever feel or think is and will be as well, at least according to the womansplaining my current wife has been doing for the past 2 hours
by ParkerBic September 8, 2019
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white womans whore

“oh it’s fine i’m a W.W.W (white womans whore)”
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womans march

when a bunch of non-righteous woman get together to try and get their thoughts heard but no one gives a shit to listen
Damn, look at the womans march, what a joke!
by Qua69 January 24, 2017
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Womansplain

The equally asinine counter term to "mansplain," (of a woman) to explain herself in an overly complex or unnecessarily verbal fashion, usually in an attempt to try and make a point by looking smart, or because she simply can't stop talking.
My wife goes to book club and she always has to use a 6 syllable word every other word. I wish she'd stop womansplaining her stories to me.
by The New Age Sage October 30, 2017
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womanscaping

v.

When a female decides to trim or remove hair from their bodies it is known as womanscaping. Also known as the female version of manscaping.
Since my boyfriend would not trim the hair from his ears I decided to retaliate by not womanscaping.
by Womanscaper January 20, 2015
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womansplain

(pronounced: woo m-uhn- spleyn)

-verb (used with or without object)

to give an explanation for the motivation behind a certain action or statement that has nothing to do with the current situation but rather is related to something else that has happened very long ago in the past
Guy: "Why are you getting so angry? So I forgot to take out the trash today. Big deal!"

Girl: "The reason I'm so angry is because you always do stuff like this! Like the time we went to dinner and we ran into your ex-girlfriend, but you didn't introduce me! I felt so embarrassed and awkward but you didn't even care!"

Guy: "What??? What does that have to do with anything? Besides, that happened a year ago!"

Girl: "OMG, you are sooo frustrating! I shouldn't have to explain everything to you! You just don't get it!"

Guy: "Wow..."

Guy's Friend later at a bar after hearing the story: "Dude, you just got womansplained."

Guy: "Yep."
by giant105 March 30, 2011
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Womansplaining

When a person is giving voice to an opinion or explaining something, all the while constantly interjecting excuses and self belittling nonsense.
Person 1: "I am no expert of course, but wasn't there once... or maybe twice, I'm not sure, this special campaign where it was possible to somehow exchange your old... or new I gue..."

Person 2: "Stop womansplaining and just get to the point already!"
by davogotland August 31, 2017
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