"My, Samantha, that wiglet you're sporting there is rather fancy. It adds a whole new element to your previously boring and unimaginative hairstyle."
*slap*
*slap*
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Do you Jehovah's Witlesses always dress like dorks or are these just your Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes?
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"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." -George W. Bush, Jan. 12, 2009
"I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president." -George W. Bush, Nov. 12, 2008
"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." -George W. Bush, April 28, 2005
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -George W. Bush, Aug. 5, 2004
Are good examples of witlessisms.
"I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president." -George W. Bush, Nov. 12, 2008
"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way." -George W. Bush, April 28, 2005
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -George W. Bush, Aug. 5, 2004
Are good examples of witlessisms.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
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Get the wiglets mug.Witless Protection Program (wit less pro tek shun pro gram) NOUN. An organization devoted to saving clueless people from the consequences of their stupidity.
Molly- Did you just threaten to kill the president?
Conrad- No, I said he's going to get shot.
Molly- How would you know?
Conrad- He's GOT to, nobody's going to stand for Obama giving a million dollars to every black person in the country!
Molly- What makes you think he's going to do that?
Conrad- Oh it's obvious. You know the way all those blacks work together.
(she scribbles something on a scrap of paper).
Molly- You are going to need this number.
Conrad- Who's this?
Molly- That's the number for the Witless Protection Program.
Conrad- No, I said he's going to get shot.
Molly- How would you know?
Conrad- He's GOT to, nobody's going to stand for Obama giving a million dollars to every black person in the country!
Molly- What makes you think he's going to do that?
Conrad- Oh it's obvious. You know the way all those blacks work together.
(she scribbles something on a scrap of paper).
Molly- You are going to need this number.
Conrad- Who's this?
Molly- That's the number for the Witless Protection Program.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
Get the Witless Protection Program mug.Selectively telling people you've converted right around Christmas so you receive lots of presents but don't give any
Dan tried to pull a Jehovah Witless on everybody so his present from me is gonna be a log of shit in a box
by PapaNickDawg March 24, 2011
Get the Jehovah Witless mug.Southern Suburb in Perth, Australia. Has a shopping centre called Southlands, the only thing there. Also the place Rove McManus grew up. Willeton has a diverse population and is about 25% Asian.
Along with Rossmoyne and Applecross, Willetton SHS is one of the highest performing Public Schools in the State. Willo and surrounding suburbs have a high immigrant (mostly asian) population, probably why those schools do so well because they are 50% Asian 50% Other, most who have strict parents do anything to make them go there and force them to do well.
Apart from that a nice place to live with nice people, a lot like most suburbs in Perth.
Along with Rossmoyne and Applecross, Willetton SHS is one of the highest performing Public Schools in the State. Willo and surrounding suburbs have a high immigrant (mostly asian) population, probably why those schools do so well because they are 50% Asian 50% Other, most who have strict parents do anything to make them go there and force them to do well.
Apart from that a nice place to live with nice people, a lot like most suburbs in Perth.
by perthguy999 January 17, 2011
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