A girl who looks average until she smiles when it becomes plain she has horse DNA.
An idiot that is lucky enough to get a guy like Ryan Phillipe then spends so much time away from a mirror she forgets how lucky she was.
An ugly whining bitch.
An idiot that is lucky enough to get a guy like Ryan Phillipe then spends so much time away from a mirror she forgets how lucky she was.
An ugly whining bitch.
A: "Is that Reese Witherspoon?"
B: "No, it's my daughters new pony, but I see the resemblance."
A: "Did you hear Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon have split up?"
B: "Yeah, she must've given up hope of ever getting laid again by something that doesn't live under a bridge"
B: "No, it's my daughters new pony, but I see the resemblance."
A: "Did you hear Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon have split up?"
B: "Yeah, she must've given up hope of ever getting laid again by something that doesn't live under a bridge"
by lukaz January 14, 2007
Get the Reese Witherspoon mug.Withering Tights is a novel written by English author Louise Rennison about the misadventures of a girl called Tallulah Casey. It is a work of teenage fiction and good reviews. As of 2013, there are 3 books in the series (but more may still come). These are:
Withering Tights
A Midsummer Tights Dream
The Taming Of The Tights
The blurb on the back reads: 'You know what it's like when you have your first snog, and it feels like a tiny bat is barging around in your mouth? Of course you do. So you will love Tallulah Casey as she careers about in her tights. She's your kind of mate.'
Withering Tights
A Midsummer Tights Dream
The Taming Of The Tights
The blurb on the back reads: 'You know what it's like when you have your first snog, and it feels like a tiny bat is barging around in your mouth? Of course you do. So you will love Tallulah Casey as she careers about in her tights. She's your kind of mate.'
Becky: What book are you reading right now?
Annie: I'm reading 'Withering Tights', it's really good.
Annie: I'm reading 'Withering Tights', it's really good.
by ZebraBuffalo May 29, 2013
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by BibiBB March 3, 2021
Get the Reese witherspooning mug.A Small and haggardly crone who munches pretty much all the cakes they can find. They won't settle for less and scours all christendom for those fucking cakes. There's a universal dislike for such insufferable creatures. they pretty much ought to be shot for their hit and run attitude to birthday partys
Small boy: "hey look at what i found in this cave dad!"
Father: "Run boy! its that confounded withered Cake Hag!!"
Father: "Run boy! its that confounded withered Cake Hag!!"
by jemimaaaaa January 3, 2010
Get the Withered Cake Hag mug.A place in the middle of nowhere which is funded by Timberland sponsership deal including local cabage cruncher J. Salmon. See also Ghetto.
Where the Fuck is Witherly.
by Timbo of Witherly December 17, 2006
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When you get that one nude and you're just like, is it a vagina, or is it a withering onion...
When you get that one nude and you're just like, is it a vagina, or is it a withering onion...
by TedJeffries February 1, 2018
Get the withering onion mug.Dark-coloured human skeletons with slightly taller statue, wielding a stone sword instead of a bow. They only spawn in the Nether Upon death, they can drop bones, stone sword, coals, or wither skulls.
Upon hitting player with their swords, wither skeletons can cause wither effect that depletes health points.
by KisaragiHina313 September 12, 2021
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