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wisky dick

1. a dick that's been jerked off so much and so often that it can no longer ejaculate during sex.

2. over training of the male reproductive system.

3. wisky is distilled from a beer. wisky dick is invoking the fact that both wisky, it's self, and wisky dick are a more potent version of their original nature. wisky through distillation wisky dick through way too much masturbation.

(note even though someone with wisky dick cannot ejaculate during sex they may still be extremely virile as they tend to produce precum more easily, which also contains sperm cells)
wisky dick

1. my boyfriend rocks me all night long but he never cums in me.

2. girl, don't even worry about it. it takes me 30 minutes to an hour at 40mph to blow my load.

"note. all previous entries that speak of erectile dysfunction are just mean spirited nonsense and are actually confusing it with drunk dick."
by RepOmaN April 15, 2013
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Testicular Wisdom

As your intelligence increases your testicles become the storage for the excess intelligence, the testicles grow big and full of knowledge.
Barry: "Doctor Wells! Your testicles are huge!!"

Doctor Wells: "I know Barry, I'm a genius. Testicular Wisdom, look it up."
by Salmon Sam December 10, 2019
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When a male/female masturbates to gain better understanding of a situation usually clouded by libido.
"Lisa is a 8/10 but absolutely crazy, should I date her? Better have a wisdom fap to get a better idea."
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Cup of Wisdom

Receiving wisdom or a positive message from someone.
Man, that guy is negative. He needs a "cup of wisdom"
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wisconsin

A state that consumes more alcohol and has a higher people-to-bar ratio then any other state in the country.
Living in Wisconsin has taught me how to replace water with beer.
by John-John February 23, 2004
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whitney wisconsin

Amy Lew, most commonly known as Whitney Wisconsin, is a girl that loves having sex with dogs, and highly recommends it to other girls. She is compelled to show the internet the disgusting things she enjoys doing to animals, and puts pics and videos on Tumblr and Youtube. Whitney has uploaded quite a few videos talking about why girls should fuck dogs, and has plenty of videos of herself doing just that. One of her most controversial videos is of her fingering herself in a Walmart, then going around the store and asking customers what her fingers smell like.

She "fell in love" with leafyishere, and to show her love for him, she eats a cricket. DramaAlert (keemstar), another Youtuber, brings them both onto a live radio show, and she begs leafy to tell her how much he loves her. He does, only after she promises to stop doing weird shit to animals. Afterward, she strengthens their relationship by roasting him about how he's using her for popularity, to which he responds by fucking destroying her.
Guy 1: "Dood, did you see the new Leafy video about Whitney Wisconsin?"
Guy 2: "Is that the girl that fucks dogs?"
Guy 1: "Yeah shes fucking disgusting."
by TwistMiNova June 18, 2016
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Wisconsin Cheese Touch

To stick your finger in a girls pussy
by Kidswillbekids August 26, 2019
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