Wasband

The name for the man to whom you are still legally married, but from whom you have separated; an estranged husband. A way to reference the SOB without using the word "husband."

"So, are you and your husband working through the divorce on good terms?"
"That's WASband to you, and no, he still sucks."

by Gladileft December 19, 2011

Wasband

An ex-husband

"Hey, that's a really nice bracelet."
"Thanks, it was the last birthday present I got from my wasband."

by chickdamebroad July 31, 2009

wusband

not yet divorced ex.

Liz was happy when her wusband started dating; it gave her much more freedom.

by happytobefree June 10, 2010

wasband

A man a woman was married to but isn't anymore (combination of WAS and husBAND).

I am so over my wasband, finally.

by sbrushfan July 25, 2010

Wasband

Ex-husband.

I just ran into my wasband. He's now fat and lost all his hair! Glad I divorced him in time.

by Talking Princess April 21, 2009

Wusband

A former Husband who preferred to be with his friends rather than come home putting his wife and family at a higher priority.

'My husband preferred drinking with his friends after work rather than come home to me and the kids; now he is my Wusband.'

by Real McCoy July 28, 2009

wusband

When in a male/female marriage, the "wife" used to be a man, is a transexual, or is in transition. A wife/husband. Wife + Husband = wusband. Also Was-a-Husband.

'Hey! Is that Walter over there? Do you think he brought his wife?' 'Oh! You mean his "wusband." She was a he!'

by Beau Gibson September 20, 2007