winking skeever

A derogatory term for the anus of any living creature or similar depiction thereof.

Trey's winking skeever has seen many a hard man.

by Tofutakahashi November 23, 2011

winking star saloon

literally, an asshole. rectum. anus.

i told him i wasnt into hangin out at the winking star saloon

by jokuhl September 29, 2008

winking santa

When engaging in oral sex, pull out of your partner's mouth and ejaculate upon their eyeball, then proceed to grab some nearby tinsel from Christmas decoration and throw it on her face, giving her a full view of Christmas! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Laurel told me she wasn't feeling the Christmas spirit, so last night I surprised her with a Winking Santa.

by DocDirty March 7, 2016

winking skeever

Performing a butterfly kiss on the anus of your partner.

I think the pink eye came from when I was giving Carley a winking skeever.

by Thewinkingskeever July 3, 2016

winking walnut

The chocolate starfish, the tea-towel holder, the anus

My winking walnut's in a right state after last night's vindaloo!

by Lizbie February 20, 2008

winking jimmy

When someone leaves a pooh in the toilet, and you can see it bobbing in the water

ahhh man ive left a nasty winking jimmy in the bog!

by sarah May 13, 2005

Winking Chink's Eye

n. Of a human, the orifice which excretes waste, most probably due to the semi-resemblance to the closed eye of an Oriental person. The brown eye, the ringpiece, the rusty sherrif's badge.

Dr. Proctor: Now Mrs. Jones, what seems to be the problem?
Mrs. Jones: I'm having trouble passing solids, doc.
Dr. Proctor: I see. Now, Mrs. Jones, if you could remove your undergarments and bend over, please.
Mrs. Jones: Is everything okay, doctor?
Dr. Proctor: Mrs. Jones, I must prescribe a daily course of backdoor surprises immediately, your winking chink's eye is as tight as a corset string.

by Terry Deary July 27, 2008