East Windsor

A tiny, poor town in the middle of nowhere, stuck in time that never changes. The only attraction is the constant violence in Mill Pond and Kingsway on Main Street. With a high pregnancy rate, a failing budget, and unsuccessful sport teams, this town has nothing to offer.
Dude we can never win a game, because we are from East Windsor.

Mom, we have to move away. This town is a total East Windsor.
by ylgueruoy March 05, 2011
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double windsor

A double windsor is the single most uniform knot you can tie. It's thick and says "I'm a strong independent man/woman" from distances of up to 50 yards. The perfect finishing touch to any power suit, it says: "I'm a badass motherfucker who don't take no for an answer. Now lets talk mergers."
He/she walked into the conference room, a freshly tied double windsor around their neck, and Chuck Norris himself gave into their demands, crying like a little baby.
by Uberwomansch October 10, 2011
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south windsor

a boring, judgemental town where soccer mom's gossip while their kids are at the playground getting stoned. kind of like the town in desperate housewives.
you live in such a south windsor
by ishkaninainanaa August 26, 2008
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Windsor Castle

A subtle way of telling a girl;

Boy to girl "Hello there, could you tell me the way to Windsor Castle?"
by Big Jim McCrea May 25, 2012
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Cher Windsor

Cher Windsor is a drag queen, man <3
by Pearlies March 19, 2019
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East Windsor

A quiet town on the edge of the universe with women that nobody wants to date.
She broke up with me again. I might as well live in East Windsor.
by symonsez March 28, 2003
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Windsor snot

Snot that ends up on your tie from a sneeze.Commonly due to tissue failure if a Kleenex is used or "blow through" if the hand is used to cover the mouth and nose.
Fuck! Why didn't smeone tell me I had a Windsor snot!! I've been walking around all day with this goober on my tie.
by wolfbait51 May 16, 2011
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