Refers to the days before anti-lock brakes where if you stomped the brake pedal, it would almost throw you through the windshield because the brakes would lock up instantaniously. Especially effective when messing with sleeping friends.
Friend1: Dude, wtf, easy on the brakes!
Friend2: Sorry, this cars old school, nothing but the windshield brakes.
Friend2: Sorry, this cars old school, nothing but the windshield brakes.
by gothfan20 September 12, 2012
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A signature dance move to be performed at any and every occasion where a dance floor is made available (i.e. weddings, brisks, funerals, etc). The hands are put up and waved back and forth similar to windshield wipers.
Dude! Dynamite just came on the radio! Do the windshield wiper!
Awww man! Look at that hot chick by the wedding cake doing the windshield wiper.
Awww man! Look at that hot chick by the wedding cake doing the windshield wiper.
by a-baby, kezzurp, s-money October 13, 2010
Get the Windshield Wiper mug.Used in a sentence: Last night I managed to give that slut the windshield wiper when she wasn't looking.
by Jholiday, Bell-dini November 13, 2013
Get the windshield wiper mug.When the girl sucks your dick you then ejaculate on her face and then use your dick to wipe it all of.
by aylibar12 December 17, 2008
Get the [windshield wiper] mug.When a woman is wearing glasses while giving you oral pleasure, she pulls your member out of her hot mouth and begins wiping it back and forth across her spectacles while you "NUT" joyously. Thus immitating the windshield wash and wiping actions.
by Logan Bishop January 11, 2009
Get the Windshield Wiper mug.The act of, either voluntarily or involuntarily, ceasing one's life by being hit with either the front or the rear of a moving vehicle, most commonly a Jeep, but occasionally a military tank, APC, or, in rare cases, a transport helicopter. Most commonly heard of in 'First Person Shooter' games like "Call of Duty" and "Command & Conquer: Renegade", but it has been known for this to happen in "Real-Life". But in "Video Games", Windshield-Smearing is sually followed by loud, side-splitting laughter from the 'Smear-er', and loud, audible curses from the 'Smear-ee', both of which will be typed out and posted "in-Game" after a period of about 30 seconds.
by Boxymoron February 9, 2005
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