Windexed

The act of running into a very clean door or window like a bird that has just window planted from very clean glass cleaner like Windex.

So I was outside putting up Christmas lights and the door must have blown shut and I ran into it. Owwww!!!

Bahhhhaaa, you just got Windexed.

by Use my name (Deckhand4capt) December 6, 2012

winded hyena

a sexual act involving several Jewish men (usually connect via Craigslist) and a bowling alley that typically results in a mess.

“Hey did you hear about Sally? She totally got the Winded Hyena for her birthday.”

by NAMSARK July 22, 2019

Windee

Windee, (pronounced windy) is an Irish spang word used to replace the word window.

'hey there boy open up the windy wouldya'
'whats a windee'
'the window stupid'

by buckybarneswife April 19, 2021

Windee

A beautiful girl with a good heart but deep inside she's sad. She maybe have many problems but she keep it secretly because she doesn't want to make her loveones panic at any cost. She also know all the household chores.

Windee is a wife material

by Takemashi January 24, 2022

long-winded discussion

Refers to any meeting between two or more people that takes place after they have all partaken of voluminous quantities of baked beans or spiced cabbage, resulting in a comparably voluminous quantity of drawn-out butt-trumpet rasps.

"July is National baked bean Month" Pppppppp-rrrrrttttt. "Excuse me." Google "baked beans speech" for the entire hilarious long-winded discussion.

by QuacksO January 31, 2017

Dick winded

The act of inflating a used fleshlight, then blowing the air out towards somebody else.

Dude, I totally dick winded her last night!

by Thotomas prime March 1, 2019

Double Winded

Burping into your partners ass in hopes of them proceeding to farting it back out.

-Hey man, whats the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
-well one time I double winded my dads girlfriend...
-oh damn that is kinky

by cheeseheadpinkypenis January 23, 2020