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Wyoming Windsock

Strength of wind as defined by the length of a 90 inch chain welded to a pole. Wind speed is determined by the length of horizontal chain, before it begins to droop down vertically. The stronger the wind, the greater the horizontal length before dangling downwards.
Dang, Elbert! Let's go hot air ballooning today! The wyoming windsock is only stretching out 30 inches! Let's go!
by ratstalker March 29, 2013
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Windsock

A noun usually used to replace the insult "pussy" or to describe a girl who is very permiscuous and is known to have a loose vagina. Reference of winsock deals with the floppyness of the vagina as it would appear blowing in the wind.
1.)Dude slam some of that vodka you windsock.

2.)Did you guys see that nasty bitch?

-Yeah she totally had a gnarly windsock.
by puffinpat January 16, 2010
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windsock

A term used to describe "long saggy" tits.
How do you call yourself a cougar when your windsocks hang down to your waste.
by schuby021 December 9, 2010
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bloody windsock

This is when the anal lining is pulled out due to blunt trauma. The lining then hangs limp resembling a bloody wind sock.
Steve split Roger open like a coconut to celebrate President's Day. Things got out of hand and Roger had to go to the ER for a bloody windsock.
by Chode Warrior 81 March 10, 2014
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West Virginia Windsock

The event of, when going anal with your partner, you thrust so hard that your partner farts, thus pushing your dick back out of their ass.
Tommy: Dude, my chick and I were getting so kinky last night that I gave her the old West Virginia Windsock!
Dave: WTF is that?
Tommy: Brother, if you have to ask, you can't afford it.
by BobandCor October 4, 2011
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windsock

oh shit! We've got a windsock situation on our hands!
by bootybabe May 5, 2003
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windsock

noun; a hybrid canadian/vermonter with a fetish for liquid cheese
"That Fuckin' Sok won't quit until we all live in trailer parks."
by andrea November 27, 2003
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