The act of sending a text message by strategically flopping your chode upon the cold surface of your phone's touchscreen keyboard, then proceeding to flop it upon the 'send' key.
Person one: Bro, why the hell did you send me a bunch of random letters?
Person two: HOW DARE YOU! I was wiener texting you.
Person one: I consider it a distinct honor.
Person two: HOW DARE YOU! I was wiener texting you.
Person one: I consider it a distinct honor.
by dsman444 May 15, 2016
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Wilner
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• Luke wilner
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by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020
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"Did you see those people running around with their pants up to their necks?"
"Oh yeah, don't mind them, they're in Wilderness."
"Oh yeah, don't mind them, they're in Wilderness."
by nahnahnahnahnaahh September 2, 2009
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No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
Disaster!
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus
Tries to make "fetch" happen
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol
I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster
Disaster!
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus
Tries to make "fetch" happen
That's Gretchen Wieners
She knows everything about everybody
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets
She knows everything about everybody
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets
by Scorpio_trashpanda666 July 3, 2019
Get the Gretchen Wieners mug.A name given usually to a male gender who is very good looking and stands for somebody who is caring and loving and makes a great friend you can say you are very lucky if your his Bestfriend Wilber is a great person overall
by Zhjsj November 23, 2013
Get the wilber mug.Figurative term used to describe the act of making amends after two men have a scuffle or disagreement. It often is accompanied with a simple hand gesture where the tips of both index fingers are put together in a gentle way. In rare instances, when one man wants to make amends, he will initiate the reconciliation by making the gesture to the other man pleadingly. (Beware: writer doesn't suggest this method for the potential danger of getting one's ass kicked.)
NOTE: The term also works quite well when it's involving 1 man and a butch woman OR 2 butch women.
NOTE: The term also works quite well when it's involving 1 man and a butch woman OR 2 butch women.
GIRL: Man, Jeff and Gary were really pissed at each other on Friday. I hope they don't wind up fighting at work tomorrow.
GUY: No, it's cool now. Jeff took Gary out for a couple beers on Saturday night to touch wieners* and talk it out. They're good friends again.
* This is where the guy could add the hand gesture, if he felt so inclined
GUY: No, it's cool now. Jeff took Gary out for a couple beers on Saturday night to touch wieners* and talk it out. They're good friends again.
* This is where the guy could add the hand gesture, if he felt so inclined
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