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kidney-wiper

The male sexual organ.

When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.

*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.
'Hey darling, fancy sitting on my kidney-wiper?'

'I wouldn't mind wiping her kidneys!'
by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007
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Wigger Wednesday

A misspelling of “Wiggler Wednesday” made by Nintendo that happened in April 2015.
Nintendo: Waluigi Wednesday or Wigger Wednesday?
Nintendo: Oh shit we spelled Wiggler wrong!
by StudMastaFlex34 April 10, 2022
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thousand wiper

A real clean up job of your butthole after a shit. You're burning through toilet paper wiping your ass forever.
Dude, that shit came out sideways. It was a real thousand wiper.
by RickO March 25, 2003
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Creamy wiper

A shit that comes out with the consistency of a melting chocolate. It requires excessive wiping of the asshole, taint and butt crack region. If not cleaned properly it leaves a lingering shit odor to the ass and genitalia.
“Amy, you might not want to go down on me. I just had a creamy wiper.”

That dude is always itching his ass. Bet he had a creamy wiper.”
by Shitsmanship September 3, 2021
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wigger moment

A brief, often accidental moment in a persons life where they act like a wigger. This lasts only for a short time, usually no more than a minute or two.
Guy #1: Dude, this new game is the shizzle dawg.
Guy #2: Huh?
Guy #1: Sorry, wigger moment.
by Sil September 26, 2005
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wigger

hey wigger stop tryin to act black
by truestshit February 2, 2017
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wigger

A male caucasion, usually born and raised in the suburbs that displays a strong desire to emulate African American Hip Hop culture and style through "Bling" fashion and generally accepted "thug life" guiding principles.

Often characterized by his car, or "whip": usually an econobox modified with at least twice the car's book value in non-power producing modifications or an SUV with at least 5500 lbs. of curb weight. Traditional trucks can also qualify here, depending on locale (southern states' percentages are higher). All vehicles are also mandated to have at least 19" chrome alloy wheels, regardless of make. The typical wigger is also characterized by a strong desire to adorn gold jewlery (especially heavy gold chains) and athletic warm up suits. All equipment and clothing will be paid for by the parents of the individual in question, or the parents of said individual's "shorty" through the use of said shorty's credit cards.

A general disposition of "hard" will be displayed among other wiggers and to kids around their neighbohood (usually labelled a 'subdivision' or 'gated community' due to its mass produced housing develoment origins). This disposition will immediately be dropped and replaced by a more typical "white boy" disposition when in the presence of actual African Americans ( with exceptions: Those whose origins trace to the suburbs being the most prominant.).
Wigger: "Yo kid, you best be watchin' ya step!"

Typical Suburban White Girl: "Didn't you get that Do-rag at Hot topic?"

Wigger: "Yeah, well.. you know how we do!"
by Socialcommentary2000 January 11, 2004
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