wintacular

A win so epic it outshines all fails.

Today is such a wintacular!

by pastor preston January 26, 2009

WAFTA

Acronym for "Walruses are Fucking Totally Awesome", an organization of walrus lovers.

Stephanie: "Hey are you a member of WAFTA?". Jack: "Of course, I Fucking Love Walruses!"

by Walri Lover April 28, 2011

Wiflation

The gross undervaluation of a purchase - typically one which you deem wholly unnecessary - by your wife or partner.

Husband: "How much did those shoes cost?"
Wife: "I dunno, around 50 bucks?"
Husband: "So $120 with wiflation"
Wife: "F*** you."

by Amanda Dollars May 2, 2017

WITAF

What
In
The
Actual

Fuck

They said, You're pretty for a big girl...and I'm like, WITAF?

by Excellence Chef September 27, 2018

wifty

Adjective, origin unknown. Flaky, space-cadet, but in a *nice* way. Not generally used outside the Philadelphia PA region.

That wifty chick went out on her lunch hour and bought roses, but forgot to cash her paycheck!

by Sharon Ann September 25, 2005

wiitard

A person who, despite their many years on the planet, has not mastered the skills needed to maintain a firm grip on something as simple as a remote control, more specifically a wiimote. These greasy-palmed indivuals are mocked for their overzealousness and their utter lack of competence. Thier actions commonly result in property damage and/or injury to the wiitard and others.

"There's more reports of people throwing their controller through their TV."
"Can't these wiitards learn how to hold on to a damn controller?"

by Dingo` December 12, 2006

WIFA

Wannabe In Fifa A.K.A someone who will never be making it to FIFA and the closest thing they got to being in FIFA is Cristiano Ronaldo hair.

Do you see those guys they are such WIFA players... they'll never make it to FIFA.

by Ty-Lily Oof October 5, 2018