Carrots are
delicious to chew on, although the human body has plenty of orfaces where a carrot may be inserted. Some of these openings creates
immense pleasure for the owner when phallosshaped objects, like a carrot, is inserted.
This
practice divides females, (and other phallos lovers), into two groups: those girls who EAT carrots and ..
At the bar.
Guy 1: You think any of those girls are wild and freaky in bed?
Guy 2: No
freaking way, man! Those puritanes are way to prude. Those are
the kind of girls who eat carrots, if
you know what I mean.