whiteout

sudden feeling of total loss of control which is caused by too much drinking and then smoking wheelchair weed. See definition of broccoli. Leaning against the wall while having a cold shower, or draping yourself over the back of a chair hasn't proven to alleviate symptoms. Known side effects are kicking out your friends and locking your doors.

I had such a good time lastnite until we smoked a couple of BC buds mixed with a little honey oil. After that I had a whiteout. I was a total mess!!

by the_trapper August 16, 2006

whiteotropic phobia

to be scared of white people that arent in your friend groups or family.

I think I have whiteotropic phobia

by PHOBIABOI January 26, 2022

tech whiteout

A tech whiteout occurs when your office experiences or you experience a complete meltdown of the technology you rely on to run your enterprise or life.

“All we did was call in one of our techies and the next thing you know we had a total tech whiteout in our office: our entire network crashed, our VoIP phones wouldn’t work, in fact, you couldn’t even log on to your own local workstation since even that is controlled by the network. These days the Internet is so in-grained into our work flow for: data storage, social networking, running our websites, operating our phones, running applications, communicating with our clients, etc., that when our network isn’t working, we might as well send everyone home. The only thing that was working was the one old analog phone line we keep around for our fax machine.”

by Prof Bruce April 5, 2010

mountain dew whiteout

Due to the fact this majestic drink was white as a theme to winter, it is likely that this special drink was bestowed upon humanity by a snow angel. This drinks specific godly taste is unknown, but it is so amazingly angelically good that even it could make anyone get into the Christmas spirit, but can still be drunken at any season in which you will end up feeling something wonderful flow down your gullet.

Guy 1: I'm confused why that guy seems so happy right now, it's the Great Depression
Guy 2: He just had a Mountain Dew Whiteout that stuff makes anyone happy
Guy 1: Well, that explains why he's happy but why is the drink white?
Guy 2: To say it's like he's in the Christmas Spirit
Guy 1: I NEED THIS STUFF!1!!11!!!!1!

by Techn0Llama May 21, 2018

Whiteout

Being extremely paranoid about those around and you chode, as well as resembling wolverine.

Holy shit whiteout thinks everybody hates him, and he needs to shave his sideburns.

by Mystery Man 9000 May 26, 2010

Whale Watch Whiteout

While having sex with a fat chick one makes whale noises then proceedes to ejaculate on her face and scream "WHALE WATCH WHITOUUUT!!!" This is usually reserved for "bag it and tag it" girls, not one you wish to pursue a relationship with.

"WHALE WATCH WHITEOUT" Ewwwww GRANT what did you just DO to me?

by What Grant did to her May 13, 2011

Whiteroom

When riding deep powder and you stop, turn, or do anything to cause the powder to engulf you, as if you are in a room of snow. The whiteroom also cuts off your vision when inside it, it is like being in a cloud.

Dude, I was stuck in the white room after stomping that cornice.

Ugh, I hate getting whiteroomed.

by as;dlkfjsdlkfsldfkj May 1, 2010