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crispus whitaker

An absolute gamer and king and will destroy you in any other sport besides baseball.
Bro he’s cracked his name is probably Crispus Whitaker
by The king Crispus May 14, 2020
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Sophie Whitaker

Mrs Whitaker is the lady of all ladies .

If you ever had the chance to meet her you are one of the lucky ones in life .

Strong willed , loving and caring but will protect her close friends and family to the death !
Every man needs a Sophie Whitaker
by God1459559 September 29, 2025
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The Forest Whitaker Panic Room

When two people have sexual intercourse and one of the two requires to have his/her leg to be stuck in a bear trap, and getting punched in the face to ejaculate. Depending on certain specifics while doing this sexual position it can also be called a: Yukon Rockslide or french country full nelson.

The sexual position was first spoken off in 25th of february in 2018 by twitter user TimAintCool and later was defined and recognized by several reddit users including: Surreal_blue and jelacey.
Last night was amazing but the next time make sure to bring the trap when we try the forest whitaker panic room.
by TostiBuilder February 27, 2018
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Whitikers

Derived from the phrase "WTF". It's designed to be a less explicit way to express disbelief in a conversation. It is more commonly used in comedic situations rather than serious ones.
Person A: You heard about John hooking up with Lucy last night??
Person B: WHITIKERS! When did that happen!?
by BigBallin101 July 19, 2011
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Whittaker

A measure of drunkenness. Defined by the Geekshow Podcast. This definition was developed after Geekshow Panelist Jay Whittaker discovered the joy of Lime-a-ritas.
After drinking a couple of Angry Balls she knew she was at half Whittaker. She didn't want to go full Whittaker, so she stopped drinking.
by AlyssHeart July 27, 2014
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Whittaker's table

Pos: Noun

This is when somebody who has a large stomach that protrudes sits down and realizes that they cant reach the table or other surface to place food and eat like a normal person. So they then lean back and puff their stomach out and use it as a mobile table. Works very nicely and can accommodate a Big Mac meal if the technique is used correctly.
"Earlier today i used whittaker's table technique to hold my entire lunch. It saved me the trouble of finding a table! Plus i could eat anywhere i wanted!"
by that guy kyle January 11, 2015
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Whittakered

Whittakered: Having your comment twisted into a personal insult against a person, followed by getting silenced
I've just been Whittakered by Facebook
by Scorpiod86 May 3, 2021
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