whisker biscuit

A vulva that is so matted down with hair that it appears alarmingly similar to a brillo pad.

Cilantro drunkenly stumbled into Boo's bedroom and unwittingly fell face first into her face-down-ass-up whisker biscuit and suffocated into a coma that lasted 3 1/2 years. (names changed to protect the innocent)

by Justin Koehler May 14, 2005

whisker biscuit

An asshole with a 5 o'clock shadow.

My cock was rubbed raw on her whisker biscuit.

by yellowfincutthroat August 28, 2009

whisker biscuit

A large clump of dust inside a computer tower. aka dust bunny

Man, you got a huge whisker biscuit inside your computer. Get the air compressor and blow that mother out.

Don't breathe in the whisker biscuit.

by WhiskerB November 25, 2007

whisker biscuit

Also known as dingleberry or assbugar. A small rolled up ball of toilet paper stuck or tangled in the hair of the butt crack. Alternatively it can be the dried up remains of a sexual encounter left in the pubic hair as a result of bad hygiene.

"That girl was so nasty! When I got her out of her panties all I saw were whisker biscuits!"

by papa Luig' July 22, 2007

whisker biscuit

a lame mustache, especially that of Bryan Watford.

If we go to the Trophy Club, see if Whisker Biscuit can get us in for free.

by taddizzle December 25, 2007

buttered whisker biscuit

The vaginal area of a woman who is heavily aroused and very, very wet. "Buttered" is added to the existing phrase whisker biscuit once it has reached a state of slippery wetness akin to that of something that has been buttered.

Yeah, I'm gonna get me a little of that ol' buttered whisker biscuit tonight!

by boerbabe May 27, 2006

whisker biscuit with cheese

a whisker biscuit with a helping of vaginal nastiness such as yeast infection, or any other variety of crotch rot

She fucks so many guys she has to have a whisker biscuit with cheese.

I found out the hard way that Holly has a whisker biscuit with cheese-- I fuckin hate cheese!

by Tank178 October 6, 2005