Cilantro drunkenly stumbled into Boo's bedroom and unwittingly fell face first into her face-down-ass-up whisker biscuit and suffocated into a coma that lasted 3 1/2 years. (names changed to protect the innocent)
by Justin Koehler May 14, 2005
Get the whisker biscuitmug. An asshole with a 5 o'clock shadow.
by yellowfincutthroat August 28, 2009
Get the whisker biscuitmug. Man, you got a huge whisker biscuit inside your computer. Get the air compressor and blow that mother out.
Don't breathe in the whisker biscuit.
Don't breathe in the whisker biscuit.
by WhiskerB November 25, 2007
Get the whisker biscuitmug. Also known as dingleberry or assbugar. A small rolled up ball of toilet paper stuck or tangled in the hair of the butt crack. Alternatively it can be the dried up remains of a sexual encounter left in the pubic hair as a result of bad hygiene.
by papa Luig' July 22, 2007
Get the whisker biscuitmug. by taddizzle December 25, 2007
Get the whisker biscuitmug. The vaginal area of a woman who is heavily aroused and very, very wet. "Buttered" is added to the existing phrase whisker biscuit once it has reached a state of slippery wetness akin to that of something that has been buttered.
by boerbabe May 27, 2006
Get the buttered whisker biscuitmug. a whisker biscuit with a helping of vaginal nastiness such as yeast infection, or any other variety of crotch rot
She fucks so many guys she has to have a whisker biscuit with cheese.
I found out the hard way that Holly has a whisker biscuit with cheese-- I fuckin hate cheese!
I found out the hard way that Holly has a whisker biscuit with cheese-- I fuckin hate cheese!
by Tank178 October 6, 2005
Get the whisker biscuit with cheesemug.