Winter Wheeze

The rattling, watery sound your lungs make the first time you do something athletic in the Spring.

The run wasn't that hard, once I got past my winter wheeze.

by dextrocardia March 10, 2007

a wheeze and a gasp

When you laugh so much that you are left on the floor practically wheezing and gasping.

Millarhews began wheezing and gasping at unprecedented levels

OJR- "Is that a wheeze and a gasp I hear?"

PJM - "unfortunately yes"

by millarhews March 14, 2020

Wuhan Wheeze

Another name for "The coof", The "Shanghai Shingles" or formally known as COVID-19.

Billy thought it was all a scamdemic until he caught the Wuhan Wheeze.

by Sir Derp of herppington October 2, 2020

Comedy Wheeze

Verb. A sudden and abrupt single exhalation of air causing a shortness of breath. Caused when a person is subjected to too much pure comedy at once.

Daniel:what's the difference between in laws and outlaws. Outlaws are wanted
Stephen:WHEEZE
Daniel:I knew that joke would make you Comedy Wheeze

by FrazeNeutron March 19, 2019

wizard wheeze

1. Solving a problem by depending upon an awkward, strange, or funny situation.

2. The production, of such a situation, for an end.

The school, in an effort to teach the use of the abacus, has hit upon a wizard wheeze of banning the use of calculators.

by temp159753 June 24, 2009

cheesing the wheeze

When your freind wants you do do him a favour but your too comfortable chilling in your room watching movie and eating popcorn and stuff that you tell him/her that youll do it later.

Man, im cheesing the wheeze right now can't i just ask my mom later?

by Okainen Lehtisalaatii September 7, 2007

kickin' it with the wheeze

Using the plural construction "we" rather than the singular "I": a characteristic common among latchers when attempting to imply a connection between oneself and a second party

Chloe: Are you going to watch the game tonight?
Sarah: Uh-huh. We'll be at your house at seven.
Chloe: "We"? You mean you & Mark?
Sarah: Yeah, me & Mark; "we."
Chloe: Oh. Kickin' it with the wheeze after just two dates, huh?

by Not Tiffany August 30, 2008