Whelaned

To get completely smashed; pound down brewskies

Dude we are toatally getting whelaned tonight!!!

Dude that kid is totally whelaned, he just fell down the bleachers

by merrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr December 3, 2010

Wheelbang

Banging a hooker or hookers on worn out used tires at a dump.

Sorry we're late guys, we got caught up in a wheelbang.

by Toomadtoplay June 14, 2015

Whelanfare

Awful food takes of a seemingly newly divorced man on a tight budget with the taste buds of a COVID patient

How was the BBQ?

Shit, full Whelanfare, did you know Aldi sells steaks now?

by AndyFastow July 12, 2022

Paddle Wheeling

Like Motor boating but with the ass.

I think I got pink eye during a rigorous paddle wheeling session.

by Rylund Guy June 13, 2014

11th Wheeling

Something you never want to experience.

I think I was 11th wheeling bro. And I can't even count past 10.

by Living meme fangirl queen January 20, 2019

Josh Whelan

Overall fuckin wanker who wears shin pads shoulder pads and a helmet whilst riding a scooter. This complete beta male is the definition of pussy

Josh Whelan cries at least 6 times a day, what a pussy
Josh Whelan has never masturbated

by Mr Rakib Ahmed March 27, 2020

wheeling

When two people are together before they date. The fine line between flirting and dating. Impossible for anyone over the age of 25 to understand. Used commonly in North Battleford, Saskatchewan.

-Are Jon and Stephanie dating?
-No man, just wheeling.

by redorangeyellow July 3, 2009