wil wheaton

That one guy who whenever you play a game; video or board; fails miserably, especially if the game includes dice rolling.

Based off of Wil Wheaton, known as the king of shitty dice rolling.

Omg, that guy lost again. He's such a wil wheaton.

by knivestheshadowentity July 12, 2015

Whistle Up The Wheat Field

To eat pussy. Referred to in "The Sopranos" when Tony is making fun of Uncle Junior.

I don't trust that guy, he likes to whistle up the wheat field.

by jb53 February 16, 2006

wheat cracker

The Blackest white person around.

Man, look at that wheat cracker ball. He is throwin it down, oldschool.

by BobertPhillups August 6, 2007

Shit In My Wheaties

A big let down, something/someone continually depressing any hopeful thoughts, raining on my parade

comparable to piss in my cornflakes and who peed in your wheaties

Telling me he wasn't single just totally shat in my Wheaties.

I could tell him I sold the car already, but I'd feel guilty just shitting in his Wheaties.

You look like somebody just shit in your Wheaties, son!

by ~Ren~ September 10, 2005

wheatloaf

A loaf of meat in which the ingredient of meat is substituted by wheat.

- "I'm making wheatloaf. It's like meatloaf, only with wheat."
- "Isn't that just... bread?"

by SL0Th August 10, 2004

Summer Wheatly

One of the "villains" in the movie "Napoleon Dynamite". She portrays the epitome of selfish, bratty, and nose-in-the-air girls who can be found in every high school.

"Summer Wheatly? How the heck are you gonna do that?"

by JPJP May 21, 2007

Yeet this Wheat

its like lets get this bread but for 10 year olds who play fortnite

" fuck yeah Victory Royale lets yeet this wheat"

by juulinmyass December 19, 2018