Westland

Another random suburb of Detroit where teens run rampid doing drugs and tons of property damage. 99% of the population of Westland are faggots, full of poser-juggalos, wanna-be northville preps and so forth. There are very few "original" kids there, as in they are who they are, they don't give a fuck and know what the deal is.

This is as accurate as it gets folks.

poser: im a juggalo, ill cut your head like a chicken and dump faygo in it

normal guy: suck my dick, you live in westland.

by ph1rekiller January 8, 2010

wetlandz

(wet-landz) noun. 1.A descriptive term used to describe Urolagnia or urophilia as it relates to gay men. 2.A place where a gay man who derives sexual pleasure from urine and urination , its odor, sight, feel, and taste, the sound of urinating, urinating on or in the mouth of a partner, can find satisfaction. 3.A place where men who share a urinary fascination or fantasy can meet online. 4.A descriptive word for gay watersports that was first introduced in July 1999 as wetlandz.net, the word had not been used as a proper noun prior to that date. 5.A trademark owned by SBE Productions. 6.title. "Wetlandz Gay Watersports Network"

1.Wetlandz Gay Watersports Network has been pissing on the world since 1999. 2.I got with this dude in person last night that I met on Wetlandz and we got soaked together. 3.Wetlandz is more of a community of like-minded men rather than an ordinary porn site.

by WetDude December 15, 2008

Weiland

You will never meet anybody as amazing as Weiland. Nobody will ever be able to truly be as breathtakingly stunning as Weiland, or as unique and talented as him, he could make your day just by existing and being there and being the goof that he is. I mean this guy’s a real dork, but he’s the best kind of dork ever. I would like to braid his mane!

Wow, I love Weiland with all of my heart, he owns my entire anal cavity!

by weilandlover69 March 30, 2020

Westland Moustache

Anyone who you see in Michigan who has a patchy weak dirt ass moustache has a westland moustache. mainly because everyone from westland even the women and children are trash and hump in dumpsters in the summer for the love of the smell of hot garbage.

hey bill do you see that westland moustache smoking in the carwash as he was washing my rims ? yea i bet he lives in the dumpster behind my apartment complex.

by B- Real June 12, 2009

Westland middle school

6th graders are so innocent it hurts
7th graders vape in the bathrooms

8th graders don’t give a shit and smoke weed whenever they can

Welcome to Westland Middle School!
6th graders: what’s a juul?
7th graders: fuck man mr jefferson just caught me vaping in the bathroom.
8th graders: haha tf is the teacher saying, i’m so fucking high rn.

by lmaowtfpraying October 30, 2018

weslandie

A person that is extremely pretty and of course petty in every way.

A person that likes to make fun of people but she makes the jokes really funny so you laugh along with her.

Oh no Weslandie is coming.

by anonymous February 18, 2021

Weilandiand Death

An affliction that afflicts much of today's younger workforce. It is usually a combination of the Columbian Cold in a addition to a brutal Hangover AND lack of sleep. Symptoms vary WILDLY from victim to victim. The only known cure for this afflictionis a salt water flush. (Also known as Weilandiand Detah)

"IT's Saturday...No one showed.. They all have the Weilandiand Death"

"She has the immune system of a potato so catches the Weilandiand Death every Friday"

by TehBrock July 22, 2008