A large, useless thing that for some reason has been allowed to become an obstacle for everyone. This can vary from a certain wig-wearing politician to a fat toddler with Cheerios on his face standing in front of the TV.
Adventurer 1:Oh no, a wert guarding the door!
Adventurer 2: Just give it some McDonalds and it might fuck off.
Adventurer 2: Just give it some McDonalds and it might fuck off.
by Marshmallow Steve March 23, 2019
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