Weselbeast

A person with abnormal powers in the spot of ultimate, ranging from mind control to teleportation. This mysterious creature is the second evolution of the mythical Wesley kotas.

Oh my god! Look a weselbeast!

by #brotan# October 18, 2018

Weasel Beater

A jerky meat stick, such as a Slim Jim

I prefer the jumbo weasel beaters over the regular ones.

by WeaselBeater November 29, 2019

Garden Weasel

Verb.
1) The sex act that involves crossing the middle finger over the index finger and simultaneously crossing the ring finger and the little finger. Once completed, the garden weasel is inserted into a woman's vagina and ass.

Guy 1: "So last night I finally got the courage to try the garden weasel on Beth.."
Guy 2: "Really?? How'd that go for you? "
Guy 1: " She screamed and then karate kicked me in the balls." "I think I'll wait a week to try it again."

Guy 2: " Sweet."

by Croy33 March 9, 2017

rusty brown weasel

Applying guacamole to one's partner's landing strip, letting it sit for half an hour, then eating the browned delicacy.

Yo, last night I straight up gave LaDasha a rusty brown weasel... She literally shat herself when she came.

by Sleepless in Madrid July 25, 2016

sales weasel

A dishonest, slimey, skanky, sales WHORE who will do, say, and promise anything to separate you from your hard-earned money.

That frickin' sales weasel sold me one of those totally uncessary long-term warranty packages when I bought my Hugo.

by Dr. Fuego January 27, 2004

weasel dust

cocaine, coke, blow, powder, butter

Are you still doing the weasel dust?

by Allen Miami June 27, 2007

Weaselly-Eyed Fuck

An individual who has a face which causes them to be mistaken as a weasel, most likely due to extremely squinty eyes. Known be knowledgeable alcohol buyers.

Tyler: Dude, Dave is such a Weaselly-Eyed Fuck.
Chris: I know, but he's pretty cool.

by MerchantofVenice3 May 14, 2011