one eyed custard chucking welsh man

One eyed custard chucking welsh man or a penis that is ''chucking semen''

-Dam,Joes one eyed custard chucking welsh man is HUGE!
-As Erik whent to take off Jessicas pantys he found A one eyed custard chucking welsh man.

by I DIG CHICKS WITHOUT DICKS. August 11, 2006

Welshanees

SOME Cracker tryin to be cool, say repididly for most annyance

you r a crazy ash wellshaneeser,

by NOYZ CLAPPA July 6, 2003

welshans

A small worthless prick, or a woman who had a sex change and became a poor example of a male. Could also be used to describe a non functioning penis, especially a small one. Many times in history, a Welshans has been used to replace a worn out clitoris on a dog.

1. Ken is such a Welshans, he looks like a dog clitoris.
2. Ken used to be Kendra. What a little prick.
3. Find me a Welshans, my doberman needs a new clitoris.

by Dave Branham August 20, 2007

welshands

A Welshands is a worthless pimple on the head of a pimps dick.

Man, that nigga has a big ass welshands on the knob of his cock!

by Marcia Morgan April 1, 2008

welsman

A Glass-Closeted Gay Autistic Man who gets turned on by the thought of maths.

Student: Why are my test pages stuck together?

Teacher: I’m a Welsman. I came all over your tests because the numbers were looking very slim

by GimpMaster March 1, 2025

welsman

getting 'excited' over marking maths assessments

"what is this all over my maths test"

"our teaching just did a welsman!"

by GimpMaster March 25, 2025