Skip to main content

Weiner

This term is used when describing idiotic posh people.
Examples of these people may be the stupid twats you see in shows like The Only Way is Essex or Made in Chelsea.

These people try to act cool, then end up turning the whole situation into the most awkward thing ever. They are so, insanely stupid. This often happens when girls are involved.
They simply do not understand the language of teenage slang.

Examples of this behaviour; Will from the Inbetweeners.
'Man, that bitch is hot.'
'What? Where's this over-heated dog?'
'Why are you such a weiner?'
by LittleLoser October 10, 2011
mugGet the Weinermug.

Weiner

To send a sexually explicit photo of oneself via social media that could later embarass you.
I just started chatting with you, so I can't Weiner you with those kind of pictures yet.

Andy had Weinered a picture of his penis to some girl in Seattle, but his wife found out and now he's in real trouble.
by PaulaNYC December 2, 2011
mugGet the Weinermug.

Weiner

Its like a big 'ol' penis....except for its not!!!
by vurtoity November 24, 2010
mugGet the Weinermug.

weiner on weiner

another name for World of Warcraft (W.O.W.)
Because everyone that plays it love weiner.
Tracy: I love World of warcraft
Josh: You mean weiner on weiner You look like you suck dick.
by armament24 March 16, 2009
mugGet the weiner on weiner mug.

weinered

To recieve an unrequested photo of a man's genitals
on your electronic messaging device.
"Oh gross!!! That guy I met at speed dating last night just weinered me!
by jsd9632 June 16, 2011
mugGet the weineredmug.

weiner

a word that adds to the collection of penis, dick, aby-maker, bell on a pole, bishop, bratwurst ,cock ,custard launcher, dick, dickie ,ding dong mcdork,dong ,donger ,dork ,dragon ,fang, ferret ,fire, hose ,heat-seeking moisture missile, hose, Jimmy, John ,John Thomas (dated) ,joystick, knob ,leaky hose, lingam ,little Bob, little Elvis, longfellow ,love muscle ,manhood, meat popsicle, member, middle stump mushroom head, mutton, old boy, old fellow, old man ,one-eyed snake, one-eyed trouser-snake(Australia, UK) one-eyed monster, pecker, peepee (children's term) Percy, peter, piss,weasle ,prick ,private part ,purple-helmeted warrior of love, purple-headed yogurtflinger, rodroundhead ,sausage, schlong, schmuck, shmuck (Yiddish) schwanz, schwarz, short armskin flute tasslethird leg ,thumper, todger (Australia, UK) ,tonk ,tool ,trouser ,snake ,tubesteak ,wang ,wang dudle ,wick ,willy (children's term) ,yingyang ,yogurt gun
ask me about me weiner!
by I.A.P December 17, 2007
mugGet the weinermug.

weinering

The act of making sweet love to a chick without any foreplay.
Whenever Dat was about to have vaginal intercourse with Helen she would exclaim, "Oh no, you're just going to weiner me." She always wanted some foreplay before the weinering.
by cdouble April 16, 2007
mugGet the weineringmug.

Share this definition