Harvey Weinstein

Jacking off in to a potted plant while your partner (usually unwilling) looks on in horror.

I told that pervert no so he Harvey Weinsteined my palm tree instead!

by Poop26627 October 21, 2017

Dead Weight

A person that is usually useless in any sort of participation or action that will affect the action at hand or make worse.

Joe was a dead weight, he never helped and just breaks anything he touches!

by ChrisOToooooons March 20, 2021

clock weights

Testicles, esp. pendulous ones

"So I kick open the door to the locker room and Fred's bent over in front of his locker, and I'm seeing his starfish and clock weights. My retinas are burning."

by Crawlover July 3, 2004

shake weight jiggle

When a morbidly obese individual uses the Shake Weight and their blubber ripples with shock waves and continues to do so for a significant period of time after activity ceases.

When a tubby uses the Shake Weight it's like somebody slapped a Jello sculpture. It's what you call the shake weight jiggle.

by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011

Winter Weight

The excess weight a person gains over the course of the winter months. This normall starts around Christmas and progresses through January and February. People tend to gain winter weight when over holidays where food is abundant and also gain weight in order to survive in the cold weather. Winter weight is shedded during the spring time and is gone before summer.

Girl 1: Now that it's spring I've got to hit the gym.
Girl 2: I know. I've got to shed some winter weight if I'm going to be bikini ready for this summer.

by Irunthisshit March 15, 2011

name hold weight

this means that your name has some sort of value to a person

Name Hold Weight :
Kevin : “ you remember tyla “

Greg “ hell yeaah , her name still holds weight “

by Vee😛 December 2, 2017

comfort weight

When you are comfortable in a relationship and do not need to try to find a partner and you are content with life and can not notice yourself stuffing your face. You think you are free to eat what ever you want because you have love and trying to look good to find a partner is out the door! You are getting sex on the regular and all that love is making you feel good and so are the carbs you are putting in your face hole.

Wow Jim really put some comfort weight on. Yeah that is why Mary left him. He stopped trying.
Carey was my friend, but then was whipped in a relationship. Have you seen him? He has put like 12 pounds on. Lol and he does not care.

by Third Eye Eric March 24, 2016