weeping boner

when a guy wakes up in the morning and has to take a piss with a boner

bro the other morning had to deal with a raging "weeping boner"

by Nrayly December 29, 2019

Weeping Vag

That one member of a group who always finds something to complain about in a situation. Whether they're at a party or a free concert they always find something about the situation to bitch about.
The Weeping Vag is that one person you always question why you're friends with them, or even invited them to hang out.

weeping vag is also known as a soggy puss

Jeff: Why'd we invite Mark to go to the concert tonight. All he's been doing is bitching about how expensive beer is and that his feet hurt.

Steve: I know he's such a weeping vag.

by David Atkins March 5, 2011

Weingarden

The name of the gods.

So John, have you talked to the almighty Weingardens who control every aspect of our lives?

Nah, they're all-powerful deities who rule the universe; they don't have any business talking to us.

by Weingarden December 27, 2012

Weeiig

Someone who looks like and is a Jew but pretends not to be a Jew

He is a proper Weeiig!

by Ygnom, gniK gnilpS October 5, 2011

detective fat weedington

1. a snake that was named after marijuana
2. a retarded detective
3. a meme

Retard: "so here i am guys with my new character, detective fat weedington"

by shadowxxx908 May 24, 2016

the Weingarten

When the tongue is inserted into the tip of the penis, after the penis-hole has been stretched out.

Dave left his moustache hair in my dick, after he gave me "the Weingarten".

by Paranoid AndReid December 13, 2008

Weeping for the wet whipper

One who is begging for coitus so extreme, that excitement of the male reproductive system leads to a large whipping sensation being felt in the upper extremities of the receiving sexual playground.

Geoff: check out that broad, she's looking pretty down on her luck
Stan: a bit of weeping for the wet whipper will cure her problems
Geoff: locked and loaded
(Rhonda starts to weep)

by Keithaggatefookwah October 3, 2009