weedwhacker

1: gardening tool used to cut grass in out-of-the-way areas
2: spinoff of "Cops" where policemen beat people up for smoking pot

1: Use the weedwhacker around the tree
2: The weedwhackers shall now confiscate your drugs

by The Neiler June 8, 2003

Weed Wacker

Weed Wacker: when a male's erected penis continuously slaps a woman on her knees across the face during sex.

The male with his erected penis will rotate his hips to the left and right at a constant motion slapping the woman across the face.

Man: Oh baby, ready for the weed wacker?!
The Girlfriend: Yay! I've been waiting a long time for this!

Bill: Ow... My penis hurts from the weed wacker...
Jim: What did you do?
Bill: Don't worry about it.

by myballshurtalot March 9, 2010

weedwhacker

A cosmetician who removes pubic hair and/or trims and shapes it as requested by the client.

As she lounged on the beach, Laura realized, to her horror, that she had forgotten to see her weedwhacker, and had clumps of hair escaping from her bikini bottoms.

by Makooka December 20, 2010

weed wacker

One who chronically masturbates while high on marijuana.

Don is such a weed wacker! All he ever does is smoke weed and masturbate!

by RobertPaulson February 1, 2008

slippery weed wacker

When a manejaculates on the penis of his partner, then uses said ejaculate as a lubricant for manual stimulation.

Honey, after we win this match of Rocket League, will you give me a Slippery Weed Wacker?

by Dwarf Barbarian August 2, 2018

weedwater

when smoke has passed though water well smoking from a waterbong

dude, dont drink the weedwater youll get sick!

by kelso619 July 13, 2010

weedwhacker

Any import/domestic vehicle fitted with exhaust modifications designed to make it sound more powerful. The net result is generally a car that sounds rediculous, and has no more power than what the driver believes in his own mind.
Similar to ricer, weedwhacker stems directly from the sound made by the car.

I heard that weedwhacker coming down the street long before I saw it.

by jb0013 February 2, 2006