weedlexic

a form of dyslexia that is only brought out under the influence of marijuana(term coined by steve and tristen)

i cant read this shit im too high im not dyslexic im weedlexic

by steve and tris September 3, 2009

Weedless

When you have run out of marijuana. You are now bored and are anxiously waiting your next oppurtunity to possess and smoke weed.

"Fuck, I've been weedless for 17 days and probably like 12 hours or something, whatever I'm fucking tired."

by Kakorat On crack or not hahaaba April 12, 2005

Weekly Standard

Gay sexual position in which ones penis is placed between his partners thighs...thrusting then occurs until ejaculation.

Chip's thighs were the perfect size and shape for use by Morris in his favorite position, the weekly standard.

by Leo D Felcher January 21, 2005

Weekly World News

It's all true!! In fact, I'm an alien sent to teach you humans the futility of your so - called 'civilization!!'

Take me to your leader, first, though.

I'm an alien, and I write the articles in Weekly World News

by Gork the Destructator October 3, 2004

weedllionaire

Simple definition -> Weed billionaire.

I wanna be a Weedllionaire. So f****g bad.

by iirrffeerrnnaddeess November 7, 2018

Weedle slorp

Noun:
An anomalous image of a Siamese cat that seems to turn one's brain off.
Verb:

The act of posting aforementioned image

Noun:
"Have you seen the weedle slorp Dave posted in our group chat?"
"Weedle slorp"

Verb:
"Dave don't you weedle slorp again you bastard"
"What, you mean post this Siamese cat?"
"Weedle slorp"
"Weedle slorp"

by Bitch_beans April 16, 2022

Dank Weedle

Only the dankest of the dank weed can be what is called the dank weedle because the best weedle is NOT the finest weedle called the dank weedle.

"Yo Boi you got the Dank Weedle"
"Yes boi, Only the finest Dank Weedle for you"

by BananuMonicu June 21, 2016