Types of wedgies
Standard: Grab back of waistband and pull up.
Front: Grab front of waistband and pull up.
Pinned Wedgie: With victim lying facedown, sit on their head or back facing their feet. Then give them a wedgie.
Pinned Front: With victim lying face up, sit on their face or chest facing their feet. Then give them a front wedgie.
Hanging Wedgie: Give victim a wedgie, then hang waistband over a doorknob or coat hook.
Rowing Wedgie: With victim lying face up, sit close to their head with your feet on their shoulders. Grab their waistband, and give them a wedgie as you push their shoulders with your legs.
Piledriver Wedgie: With victim standing or kneeling facing you, push their head down and between your thighs. Squeeze your legs together to hold them there as you reach over and give them a HARD wedgie.
Ultimate Piledriver: Give victim a piledriver wedgie, then slowly sit, until you are sitting on their head.
Stinker Front: With victim lying face up, sit on their face and give them a front wedgie while farting.
Gang Wedgie: A wedgie given by a group of people, usually with some pulling and some holding the victim down.
Atomic Wedgie: A wedgie that goes over the victim's head.
Matchbox Wedgie: With victim lying face up, sit on their face facing their feet. Grab their legs and hold them under your arms so the victim is bent in half. Then reach around them and give them a wedgie.
Standard: Grab back of waistband and pull up.
Front: Grab front of waistband and pull up.
Pinned Wedgie: With victim lying facedown, sit on their head or back facing their feet. Then give them a wedgie.
Pinned Front: With victim lying face up, sit on their face or chest facing their feet. Then give them a front wedgie.
Hanging Wedgie: Give victim a wedgie, then hang waistband over a doorknob or coat hook.
Rowing Wedgie: With victim lying face up, sit close to their head with your feet on their shoulders. Grab their waistband, and give them a wedgie as you push their shoulders with your legs.
Piledriver Wedgie: With victim standing or kneeling facing you, push their head down and between your thighs. Squeeze your legs together to hold them there as you reach over and give them a HARD wedgie.
Ultimate Piledriver: Give victim a piledriver wedgie, then slowly sit, until you are sitting on their head.
Stinker Front: With victim lying face up, sit on their face and give them a front wedgie while farting.
Gang Wedgie: A wedgie given by a group of people, usually with some pulling and some holding the victim down.
Atomic Wedgie: A wedgie that goes over the victim's head.
Matchbox Wedgie: With victim lying face up, sit on their face facing their feet. Grab their legs and hold them under your arms so the victim is bent in half. Then reach around them and give them a wedgie.
by WedgieMonster67 October 25, 2011
A form of punishment carried out by bullies on other kids for being weak, annoying, a loser, nerd, geek, or freshmen. Comes in many painful variations, but all with the same purpose: pain and humiliation to the victim!
When I was 13 these bullies cornered me in the locker room. I tried to run away but they grabbed me and stripped me to my tighty whities. They grabbed my waistband and yanked, giving me a huge wedgie!! All the other boys cheered as the bullies hoisted me into the air and hung me on a hook by my briefs, causing extreme pain to my buttcrack. Then everyone in the locker room hit me in the balls 50 times each. They left and I hung there for 80 minutes!! That was a very painful wedgie.
by Wedgievictim March 04, 2012
A form of punishment used widely throughout American High Schools, in which the receiver's underwear is yanked violently up into their buttcrack, often causing extreme pain and chafing.
I used to give this freshman atomic wedgies until he cried. He was really short and small so it was easy to give him some really powerful wedgies that made him unable to sit for hours or even days afterwards. The best time was when I gave him a frontal wedgie so hard it bruised his nuts. Those were the glory days.
by Rappunk799 June 16, 2014
1 time changin 4 gym my friend came up behind me nd shouted WEDGIE so every1 in my class came and gave me a wedgie. They gave me an atomic wedgie nd den changed it 2 a hangin wedgie nd left me in their locker til after gym. wen dey let me down dey gave me a swirlie nd a wedgie at the same time. He did this 2 my other friend aswell so we got bak at my friend last time he slept over. We gave him a hangin wedgie na made him drink loads of water so he peed himself nd made him sleep in it. B4 we let him down we kicked him in the nuts nd den we gave him a swirlie. He hasnt given us a wedgie since but we keep doin it 2 him 2 make sure he dosent do it 2 us.
by Payback giver January 04, 2009
When a person grabs another persons boxers while they are still wearing them and painfully pulls them up as hard as they can.
I was given a wedgie by my friends and my boxers were pulled over my head. The 3 of them were spending the night for the next two weeks while my parents were away and didn't let me pick it out the entire time!! Every time I tried to, they would each kick me as hard as they could in the balls exactly 100 times while the other 2 held me down. It hurt like hell!!
by Chris December 28, 2003
I and some buddies (all seniors) were in the locker room when we spotted the three biggest nerds in the school. They played W.O.W. all day and talked about it at school. We noticed they had tighty whiteys. All five of us seniors dragged them to the toilets where we gave them swirlies. Then we gave them bondage wedgies by duct taping their hands and feet together after stripping them down to their underwear. We gave their underwear a strong yank each and then heard the P.E. teacher coming so we threw them in the supply closet (nobody goes there). We only had one period left so we knew they was "safe" there. The teachers didnt noticed their absence because we had huge classes.After last period we got our victims and threw them in our car. They were still wedgied and duct taped (and still only in they undies). We knew their parent were away so we took our time. At my house my parents were gone too, so the torture began. We gave them some real bad wedgies. From atomic to jock lock. Then we drew dicks on their face with sharpie. Then the GRAND FINALE commenced. We then duct tapped bags of warm water on their hands so they would piss themselves silly. We hooked one nerds underwear to the flagpole and left him up there. The other two were duct tapped together in a sexual position (one humping the other). We placed the gays in a park where the cool seniors hung out. We took tons of pictures!!! The flagpole nerd cried and pissed himself all day and we fed him a laxative. We did the same to the homo nerds and they crapped and pissed all over each other. I salute Freshman Friday!!!
by TheSenior September 21, 2009
When someone gets pulled up by his underwear while wearing them, usually performed on geeks/nerds etc... By people who wear boxers/Jocks etc.... The victim of the wedgie is usually wearing breifs but wedgies can be performed on anybody.some variations are:hanging wedgie:when the victim of the wedgies underwear is hung. Atomic wedgie:when the underwear is pulled with such force it goes over the head.Go to wedgie nation.com for more.
When I was in college as a freshman a senior was being nice to me so I thought " phew no wedgies anyomore" but the next week when I said hi to her she turned and said "Don't take it personal, but us seniors only help you victims the first week then shep turned me around and wedgied my briefs up my butt and she yelled "Seniors we got a geek here" and they dragged me away I said "why?" and they stripped me to my briefs and hung me. Ever since wedgies has been happening to me.
by dictionarymaker February 12, 2013